LORD HELP ME...I CAN'T STOP EATING KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Look, I know they raise their chickens in inhumane conditions. I know that those chickens have more artificial hormones than a female bodybuilder.
I know Colonel Sanders was probably a slave owner, or at the very least, he was probably manning a water cannon and spraying down Martin Luther King in some demonstration. I know, I know I know!
But Lord help me, I cant stop! Its not as though I eat there a lot, only about once a month or so. I never plan on eating there either, but there I will bewalking down the street when it hits me like a reformed crack addict who goes back on the pipe, I MUST HAVE IT!
One chicken is pretty much like another (except for those super-chickens we keep hearing all about. Let us pray that our leaders can keep us safe from them), so it must be the secret herbs and spices. Hell, Id eat my own grandmother if she was deep fried in that delicious batter; all day control-panel girdle, diseased Alzheimer brain, and all!
Though you vegetarians and vegans out there will no doubt be disgusted by my lust for the culinary madness that is KFC, it matters to me notfor my enhanced intake of protein and chicken growth-hormones will surely allow me to defeat you in battle (providing I dont get cancer first).
Look, I know they raise their chickens in inhumane conditions. I know that those chickens have more artificial hormones than a female bodybuilder.
I know Colonel Sanders was probably a slave owner, or at the very least, he was probably manning a water cannon and spraying down Martin Luther King in some demonstration. I know, I know I know!
But Lord help me, I cant stop! Its not as though I eat there a lot, only about once a month or so. I never plan on eating there either, but there I will bewalking down the street when it hits me like a reformed crack addict who goes back on the pipe, I MUST HAVE IT!
One chicken is pretty much like another (except for those super-chickens we keep hearing all about. Let us pray that our leaders can keep us safe from them), so it must be the secret herbs and spices. Hell, Id eat my own grandmother if she was deep fried in that delicious batter; all day control-panel girdle, diseased Alzheimer brain, and all!
Though you vegetarians and vegans out there will no doubt be disgusted by my lust for the culinary madness that is KFC, it matters to me notfor my enhanced intake of protein and chicken growth-hormones will surely allow me to defeat you in battle (providing I dont get cancer first).
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blanketmermaid:
ding ding ding. you are correct! 
logoff:
try watching some peta vids on-line..that may cure your addiction