There is on major reason, why I love big, commercialized Christmas fairs. No, it's not the sugary doom that is hot wine punch, or the olfactory overdose of chocolate, candyfloss, cheese, lángos, buttery corncobs, and greasy sausages. No sir. It's the toys.
And I'm also not talking about your regular, just a little bit overpriced toys. I'm talking about the shut-the-whining-kids-up-with-cheapo-almost-real-toys-so-I-can-get-pissed-drunk-peacefully-kind-of-toys. Still no idea what I'm talking about?
Well, you people DO know Trens, right? You know... those human-like robots with their ability to change into different things? They are an alien species, right from our solar system. From Mars, to be precise.They are more than you see on first sight. But definitely not more than meets the eye, because that would be crazy-talk.
And what's the first thing that comes to mind, when you think about Marvel? Well, it better be Spider-Man! And Superman! And... two... Black Rangers? And... also the Red and Blue Ranger..?
No, no, no... that's all wrong. Spider-Man? Yeah. Iron Man? HELL YEAH!!! Thor? Holy shit, YES! Captain America? ABSOLUTELY!!! Superman? OH YEEeeewaaaaait, come again? And unmasked Batman? Uuuuuhm... now, that's just weird.
Still, I really love small Christmas fairs with hand-crafted things, like candles, wooden toys, clothes or even food. And it's also easier to enjoy those, because there are way less people there, which is another big plus for me.
And you know what else I love about this time of the year? I can finally listen to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra without getting confused gazes from others. XD