Wow, I am so groggy... like, it isn't getting better.
So the lovely, wonderful, perfect Vinta had her birthday yesterday! Of course, the one day one of my favorite people ever has her birthday is the day I have to go into work at 4:45 am... I wanted to be able to spend the night and actually at least not have to turn down drinks 'cause I had to be at work early. I never get to spend enough time with her, so that would've been a special treat, but any time with her is :3
On a similar note, I'm getting really tired of people assuming I'm a lesbian with my other friend, or suggesting it honestly. She and I make jokes about making out, we've kissed on the lips (just a peck) and we touch each others boobs, but we aren't really serious, we're kidding 'cause we think it's funny. So many people think 'cause we're joined at the hip we're dating, whatever happened to good friends??? Did the lesbian kill the good friend, 'cause I like lesbians and that would make me sad that they killed it. It only bugs me because yeah, I like girls alright.
I realize I'm on a website specializing in naked chicks, but I really joined 'cause I loved looking at the photography, and I view the nude female form artistically, hell... looking at naked women in fancy poses might help my anatomy in my art. I adore pinups, I adore seeing confident, beautiful women, I wish I could be a pinup but I can't ever even get people to take my photo. I have never once masturbated to any photo on this site, even if I will be like "Woah, this pic is hot". I like guys, I've only ever really had crushes on guys, I have no problem dating a girl if one comes along (and she understands that I will be keeping it hidden from my mom unless we're super-serious/I'm not living with her anymore)...but none hit on me and I am far too awkward to make the move on a girl, even if I did think she was cute. This confuses people, I find girls sexier, think they're more attractive, but like guys... hell, unless I like the guy I tend to think most guys look goofy... I'm sorry, but they do. But let me assure you, when I like the guy I love the whole "guy package". That doesn't make sense, but I'm tired, fuck you. So no, I don't want to see your penis, you'd be wasting the photos on me 'cause penis look goofy, the only one I've ever found attractive is my boyfriends (I'd post the picture and be like "See how cuuuuute!" but I don't think he'd appreciate that), and that's the only one I want to see. I especially don't want to see your cum shot, as I have this weird issue with guy cum, it weirds me out. No offense, it's just not my thing. It doesn't turn me on, not unless I'm right there, touching it, playing with it, enjoying the guy who it's attached to.
This is why people get confused when I define myself as straight even though I'm really some form of bi (and no, not bi-curious, just bi.)
And now, back to the party!
So we went out to eat at some italian place that's been around forever, as I got directions from my mom's friend who stated it was there when she was a teenager. Then we went to the Furnace, aka higher-class titty bar. This random lady walked up to me, I couldn't understand what she was saying at first but it was something like "AWW, YOU'RE SO PRETTY" and she grabbed my face and kissed me on the cheek. I was like "What?" and finally shrugged it off to her being drunk, only to find out later she was a stripper. But what a nice one... although I was standing next to two more attractive girls, so I'm confused as to why she chose to attack me. I saw her giving a lap dance later... man she was into it. I was going to get one from her 'cause my other friend tried to goad me on, but one of the people we were with was TOTALLY FREAKING OUT to the point it was making him sick, he felt so guilty being there with a girlfriend... which made no sense as she'd given him permission to be there. I never want to have any guy so scared of me being jealous or angry at them for looking at another woman, especially a stripper. I mean, at the end of the day... you know your guy is coming home with you, not the stripper... that's her job, she doesn't really give a shit about your guy, anyways. Although one stripper was very into my friend's boobs, kept rubbing her face in 'em and rubbed her boobs in my friend's face and then told her she liked her boobs, I feel bad, I think she could tell I felt awkward at that point at the whole sitting there watching some naked chick dance and not really getting much from it, so she ignored me, haha. Then we went back to her place and when they went to bed I went to get ready for work at the house I'm petsitting for. I then got the dogs to do their thing, and then let them back in and left them there 'til I got off work.
Yes, I went to work at 4:45 am and did inventory... but now it's all done, thank god. At least for us it is. Not the first and second floor... but so I got no sleep in over 24 hours and was surprisingly fuctional. As soon as I got food in me and got home I went and napped for 3 hours, and now I'm finally not groggy, but I will be sleeping well tonight. Thank goodness for those Starbucks mocha frappucino's and half an energy drink.
And now, what we're all waiting for, the photos.... there aren't very many as I only took photos when we got back, and even less I wanna post.
Oh, new makeup. I need a haircut, I think.
Me coverin' up my boobies quickly.
I didn't know she'd zoomed the camera in and not fixed it... but these are the boobs the stripper approved of.
Oh! And I got my new clothes online, but I only have some retarded pics of a few 'cause I suck at camwhoring.... also, I'm fat, but we already knew that.
New dress, but you can't see the whole thing 'cause I look like a cow :/
I find it hard to believe I lost weight. I bought this shirt a size smaller than the site says because I like my shirts tighter and I was close to the size down, it's just barely not too loose for my taste... I got some other things the size the website says and they're bigger than I'd like wearing them too. In fact, that dress was two sizes two small but at first I tried it on forgetting that and was like "Oh, if I lose more weight this'll be too baggy" But it was cheap, so whatever.
I just liked this pic, haha.
So the lovely, wonderful, perfect Vinta had her birthday yesterday! Of course, the one day one of my favorite people ever has her birthday is the day I have to go into work at 4:45 am... I wanted to be able to spend the night and actually at least not have to turn down drinks 'cause I had to be at work early. I never get to spend enough time with her, so that would've been a special treat, but any time with her is :3
On a similar note, I'm getting really tired of people assuming I'm a lesbian with my other friend, or suggesting it honestly. She and I make jokes about making out, we've kissed on the lips (just a peck) and we touch each others boobs, but we aren't really serious, we're kidding 'cause we think it's funny. So many people think 'cause we're joined at the hip we're dating, whatever happened to good friends??? Did the lesbian kill the good friend, 'cause I like lesbians and that would make me sad that they killed it. It only bugs me because yeah, I like girls alright.
I realize I'm on a website specializing in naked chicks, but I really joined 'cause I loved looking at the photography, and I view the nude female form artistically, hell... looking at naked women in fancy poses might help my anatomy in my art. I adore pinups, I adore seeing confident, beautiful women, I wish I could be a pinup but I can't ever even get people to take my photo. I have never once masturbated to any photo on this site, even if I will be like "Woah, this pic is hot". I like guys, I've only ever really had crushes on guys, I have no problem dating a girl if one comes along (and she understands that I will be keeping it hidden from my mom unless we're super-serious/I'm not living with her anymore)...but none hit on me and I am far too awkward to make the move on a girl, even if I did think she was cute. This confuses people, I find girls sexier, think they're more attractive, but like guys... hell, unless I like the guy I tend to think most guys look goofy... I'm sorry, but they do. But let me assure you, when I like the guy I love the whole "guy package". That doesn't make sense, but I'm tired, fuck you. So no, I don't want to see your penis, you'd be wasting the photos on me 'cause penis look goofy, the only one I've ever found attractive is my boyfriends (I'd post the picture and be like "See how cuuuuute!" but I don't think he'd appreciate that), and that's the only one I want to see. I especially don't want to see your cum shot, as I have this weird issue with guy cum, it weirds me out. No offense, it's just not my thing. It doesn't turn me on, not unless I'm right there, touching it, playing with it, enjoying the guy who it's attached to.
This is why people get confused when I define myself as straight even though I'm really some form of bi (and no, not bi-curious, just bi.)
And now, back to the party!
So we went out to eat at some italian place that's been around forever, as I got directions from my mom's friend who stated it was there when she was a teenager. Then we went to the Furnace, aka higher-class titty bar. This random lady walked up to me, I couldn't understand what she was saying at first but it was something like "AWW, YOU'RE SO PRETTY" and she grabbed my face and kissed me on the cheek. I was like "What?" and finally shrugged it off to her being drunk, only to find out later she was a stripper. But what a nice one... although I was standing next to two more attractive girls, so I'm confused as to why she chose to attack me. I saw her giving a lap dance later... man she was into it. I was going to get one from her 'cause my other friend tried to goad me on, but one of the people we were with was TOTALLY FREAKING OUT to the point it was making him sick, he felt so guilty being there with a girlfriend... which made no sense as she'd given him permission to be there. I never want to have any guy so scared of me being jealous or angry at them for looking at another woman, especially a stripper. I mean, at the end of the day... you know your guy is coming home with you, not the stripper... that's her job, she doesn't really give a shit about your guy, anyways. Although one stripper was very into my friend's boobs, kept rubbing her face in 'em and rubbed her boobs in my friend's face and then told her she liked her boobs, I feel bad, I think she could tell I felt awkward at that point at the whole sitting there watching some naked chick dance and not really getting much from it, so she ignored me, haha. Then we went back to her place and when they went to bed I went to get ready for work at the house I'm petsitting for. I then got the dogs to do their thing, and then let them back in and left them there 'til I got off work.
Yes, I went to work at 4:45 am and did inventory... but now it's all done, thank god. At least for us it is. Not the first and second floor... but so I got no sleep in over 24 hours and was surprisingly fuctional. As soon as I got food in me and got home I went and napped for 3 hours, and now I'm finally not groggy, but I will be sleeping well tonight. Thank goodness for those Starbucks mocha frappucino's and half an energy drink.
And now, what we're all waiting for, the photos.... there aren't very many as I only took photos when we got back, and even less I wanna post.
Oh, new makeup. I need a haircut, I think.
Me coverin' up my boobies quickly.
I didn't know she'd zoomed the camera in and not fixed it... but these are the boobs the stripper approved of.
Oh! And I got my new clothes online, but I only have some retarded pics of a few 'cause I suck at camwhoring.... also, I'm fat, but we already knew that.
New dress, but you can't see the whole thing 'cause I look like a cow :/
I find it hard to believe I lost weight. I bought this shirt a size smaller than the site says because I like my shirts tighter and I was close to the size down, it's just barely not too loose for my taste... I got some other things the size the website says and they're bigger than I'd like wearing them too. In fact, that dress was two sizes two small but at first I tried it on forgetting that and was like "Oh, if I lose more weight this'll be too baggy" But it was cheap, so whatever.
I just liked this pic, haha.
wyldewolfe:
glad you had fun, and I agree with you about the strip club thing.