shiholud

So the other Night I went to this German club called the Lab. Its an Americanized bar/club where they play rock music and some metal. So we are in there a few buddies and myself having a good time when this girl starts eyeball'n me? I am giver her the old eyeball back and she heads stights to me and asks "What are you drinking?". Now I am going to sound like an asshole here but in my hand is a 1 liter of colawizen. Beer for those who don't know. Its a huge glass with a great about of head on it at this time. So forgive me if I looked at her like "DUH" its a beer. I soon realize that she has passed shitfaced about 2 days ago and is about to ask me my name for the 5th time. Insted she asks me where I learned english at?

Ok I guess the moral of this story is STOP DRINKING TILL YOU MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS. Please for gods sake don't be that person. This is yet another reason I just like quiet bars and no young girls for miles to lick my face with her stinky breath. lol

Scrubbing myself down,

Ray