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Saturday May 26, 2007

May 26, 2007
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So there was this chick
she was hot
had these cute glasses
and smiled at me all the time.

But she has a boyfriend.

Fuckit.

I'm going to beat up Mark and take his title of being scared of girls.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
missellie:
I'm pretty sure he'd hand over the title without the need to resort to violence. And yeah, us girls are all evil. They make you go to classes when you hit puberty.
May 26, 2007
ampersand:
^ She's right. It's all yours if you want it. I wasn't using it anymore anyway ...

But if you need a hand taking the boyfriend out, let me know, ok?

In other news, this week ain't so good for drinks either on a accounta it's a non pay week. But the week after? That could be a go-er. For sure.
May 28, 2007

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