shicawgo

sorry bout your luck with the hillbilly.....i m sure you ll find someone to watch your extra activities....and enjoy them with you...
bests

Um, Does it have to be a big cock?

Yes

Shi,
Thanks for the response.
to answer your question. She,It's not so much that she does not want anything to do with me. It's more that she just didn't want anything to do with me romantically.

Here's the skinny:
We worked together for a little while, from the get go I think she's great. I never laughed with anyone that much in my life. While lots of people claim to like someone that will make them laugh, I REALLY like to laugh and make others laugh. And when I say we laughed I mean, fall on the ground belly laughs, it was fanfrikkentastic. We flirted around a lot, touched a lot...I thought I was onto something.During conversation our age difference was made known. She didn't know that I was 33, and I thought she was in her lowish to mid 20's.Turns out she was 19. I didn't seem to make a difference in our flirty ways.And I gotta tell you, no one has ever looked me in the eyes the ways that she does.

To make a long story that in four revisions was just too damn long, short.
I told her I was nutty for her, she said I was too old and that she has a bad track record with relationships.Understandable.
But it does not make it sting anyless.

Her past dealings have been pretty much the same it seems, she'll date someone then once they show signs of wanting a deeper relationship, she bails. In retrospect it's a good thing for me.
We remain "friends". How could I not want to be friends with someone that makes me laugh like no other? But it sure as heckfire makes it tough to get past things.At least for me it does.I'm a guy...I ain't to bright.

I hope that made sense. I'm dizzy just reading it.
Oh and as for you not being an SG beauty...You are quite wrong my dear.

Thanks for your words in my journal. they meant alot

thanx for the comment in my journal and the outside support...and i'm a southpaw myself

If my friends list could indeed be considered some sort of quasi-fan club then i consider myself lucky to have you as its newest member.

Much .

I hope your day is one for the record books.

Peace.

-Josh

that kinda sounds like a columbia story....or maybe the art institute.....i love when people say really dumb and ignorant things, always has a way to make you laugh out loud...
bests to you

But if I was your friend it'd get all akward, cause I'd want to sleep with you, and then I'd bug you about it, and you'd be like get lost loser, and then we wouldn't talk for years, but through some weird cooincedence we'd end up working at the same place, and you'd be like, "I guess it wasn't that big a deal", and then we'd get drunk at a company christmas party and end up sleeping together, and the sex would be awful, so we wouldnt' speak to each other for like six months, then finally we'd be kind of grudging acquaintances for years, and finally we'd end up old folks holmes that went to the same bingo night, and one night instead of jumping up and shouting, "BINGO!". I'd shout, "I want to get laid" and you'd be like, " dude he's lousy in the sack." and I'd be like, "how do you know old bitch?", and I'd recognize you and it'd switch to one of those slow motion running together scenes from the movies, except we'd be in walkers and they'd have to play it on fast forward cause it would take us a half an hour just to get to each other, and then we wouldn't be able to stop, and we'd both end up in the hospital with broken hips.

So lets just skip all that, and I'll apologize now for breaking your hip.

And if you want half my bingo winnings for your pain and suffering, you can take me to court fucker!

(Cue geriatric ninja fight scene)

I dunno. What should I do with mine?

And I'm always happy when I write something that causes spontaneous bleeding. Woot!

what should you do with your life? Anything and everything that makes YOU happy.

Greetings and salutations.

Welcome to our wonderful little world.

I just saw your post in BCB and i thought i would drop by and say that I am both a big guy and a lover of ladies who rock the short do so there's at least one of us out there.

Peace.

-Josh

I just thought I should say hello after your BCB post and add to the chorus of guys who dig short hair.

i got my stomache tattoo done there. nice place.

kinda far from chicago though isn't it?

that is a very cute lil piercing.
btw. you should respond in the other person's journal... just a tip.
welcome to the BCB group.

Laughter.