I got picked to go first in class presentations on Tues.....I better refill the ativan :o)
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My gf's and I had sunday night Sex and the City partys last summer. We'd eat shrimp cocktail and drink cosmos and talk about how Samanthas sucha slut. God love her. We always had a theme. One night I bought the Samantha "neck" massager for everyone. Another night we all wore super short shorts and stripper shoes and we walked around like we thought we...
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ojaeflo:
Hard to say who's telling the truth on Fahrenheit 911. Michael Moore seems to tell a pretty detailed story in how things have transpired in the last year, while Disney's good with the succinct soundbites and prepared statements.
I just hope Moore enjoys even a third of the success that Mel Gibson reaped with his little pet project, The Bloodening of the Christ.
I just wanna see the fucking movie.
I just hope Moore enjoys even a third of the success that Mel Gibson reaped with his little pet project, The Bloodening of the Christ.
I just wanna see the fucking movie.
ojaeflo:
Shi,
Hope you got my e-mail. Slow day at work -- what can I say?
Hope you got my e-mail. Slow day at work -- what can I say?
So I was with some girlfriends near Beatniks and we started talkin to this tranny. She was cool. She sang some opera for us. We talked about heels and giving head, just normal stuff. I showed her how a bellydancer taught me how to wiggle it (just a little bit). Then this man walks by in a windbreaker. He looked exactly like Stan Zbornak (Dorothys... Read More
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wrigley:
thank you 
and the fact that you managed to mention transvestites, golden girls....stan none the less....and vodka all in the same journal entry makes me think you are pretty fucking amazing.
and the fact that you managed to mention transvestites, golden girls....stan none the less....and vodka all in the same journal entry makes me think you are pretty fucking amazing.
zeroburritos:
i agree long distance can be good, and there are definately good parts. but at a time like this where we need to communicate more...and are having trouble breaking through to the other side then it's annoying and hard and i just yearn to talk to him face to face. see his reactions instead of having to read them over the phone.
can you say BENDER???....oh dear....not so loud.... VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
fortysix_and_two:
LoL, Futurama is the shiznit 
doublec:
sounds like my weekend!
bacon tastes gooood
Went to the dentist today. Oral hygiene is a priority in my life.
She used a laser to burn the little string of flesh that connects the bottom of your tounge to the bottom of your mouth. Phrenectomy she called it. It allows for more "tounge freedom". I can think of three things that're screamin to let freedom ring. Anywho, she used... Read More
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doublec:
i saw, again, what you wrote on wednesday and i just wanted to say that after reading about people baggin' on me and how i shouldn't be an SG, what you wrote was really nice to hear...especially because i adore Salma Hayek.
corvus:
Bacon tastes yummy.
This is the necklace I finished this week.
In real life it's super sparkly...
http://suicidegirls.com/members/ShiCawGo/pics/12872/2/
In real life it's super sparkly...
http://suicidegirls.com/members/ShiCawGo/pics/12872/2/
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uncognitive:
Ooooh...sparkley.
And the new profile picture made me giggle. "Good motherfuckin' choice!"
And the new profile picture made me giggle. "Good motherfuckin' choice!"
ojaeflo:
Mmmmm... that's good, bitch!!!!
corvus:
Glad to know it.
Name that movie....
"It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO. "
"You're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. "
"Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. "
"Wha Happened?"
"These are OR scrubs..."
"Live from Chicago....It's DTV time! "
"Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best."
"You can't...
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"It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO. "
"You're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. "
"Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. "
"Wha Happened?"
"These are OR scrubs..."
"Live from Chicago....It's DTV time! "
"Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best."
"You can't...
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ojaeflo:
Shi, name this one:
"Looks like University of Illinois."
I know I've seen the one with the "Jump to Conclusions mat," but I cannot remember the movie for the life of me. Yet.
"Looks like University of Illinois."
I know I've seen the one with the "Jump to Conclusions mat," but I cannot remember the movie for the life of me. Yet.
syracusescumbag:
That is from Office Space.
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doublec:
you keep hearing about me? i hope it's good!
...and thank you!
oooh, you like on Steve Buscemi too? really!?!?
...and thank you!
oooh, you like on Steve Buscemi too? really!?!?
toothless:
what the 
???
is this a glitch in the matrix or did I just drink myself stupid?
or were there two guys with sandwiches and mustard packets?
my head it,eh, how you say...SPEEEEENS!
???
is this a glitch in the matrix or did I just drink myself stupid?
or were there two guys with sandwiches and mustard packets?
my head it,eh, how you say...SPEEEEENS!
So I'm at the gym and this super skinny guy next to me on the elipticals is sweating like Farely in a wool suit in July. I'm all flyin to a lil Nikka Costa and then the weirdest thing happens...outta the corner of my eye this dude reaches into his bag and pulls out a sandwich. A damn sandwich. The man was pre-the-hell-pared cuz he...
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toothless:
You=teh WIN!!!
The Rob Snyder quote was killer!
But you slipped in the Breakfast club quote, and totally took it to the hoop!
please click link to recieve your prize.
http://funfreepages.com/prize/
"I got a question--if you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at, like, a Gas 'n Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"
The Rob Snyder quote was killer!
But you slipped in the Breakfast club quote, and totally took it to the hoop!
please click link to recieve your prize.
http://funfreepages.com/prize/
"I got a question--if you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at, like, a Gas 'n Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"
toothless:
aye carumba! reading comprehension much?
But you slipped in the Breakfast club quote, and totally took it to the hoop!
I didna say that you slipped up. I was merely saying that you slipping that quote in was pure genius! (please read taht sentence in a scotish accent for total enjoyment)
Taking it to the hoop is a good thing.
"I thought moms we're supposed to be nice, and sweet, and patient. I know loan-sharks that are more forgiving than you."
awww...crap gotta run, Back in Black is on TDS!!!!!
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just whatever you do, don't EVEN think about your tendancy to bumble your words, or the fact that EVERYONE is watching YOU.
I KEEEEED!
But I am sure that you will kick so much ass on Tuesday.
and now, I'm off to work.