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Maxim is better than Stuff but Stuff's better then FHM
Glamours better tham Cosmo, But Cosmo's better than Marie Claire
People's better than Entertainment weekly but Entertainment Weekly is better than the Enquirer (sp?)
Smart people are better than dumb people.
It's hard to be a smart person trying to be friends with someone less smart than you.
People who don't "get" the Simpsons...
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Maxim is better than Stuff but Stuff's better then FHM
Glamours better tham Cosmo, But Cosmo's better than Marie Claire
People's better than Entertainment weekly but Entertainment Weekly is better than the Enquirer (sp?)
Smart people are better than dumb people.
It's hard to be a smart person trying to be friends with someone less smart than you.
People who don't "get" the Simpsons...
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A girlfriend of mine from New York sent me 2 dozen roses at the hospital but I had already gone home. The candy striper or whatever delivered them to the new patient in the bed. So my gf -Danna- calls me in the hospital room because she didn't know I left and the new patient picks up the phone. My girl was like oh you're...
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desmobile:
OMG!! your lips pic kills!!!!! 
desmobile:
wow! thanx i got a 
from THE lips! yay! 
really like that pic anyway.
from THE lips! yay!
really like that pic anyway.
I'm HOME!!!!!!! I've been in the hospital for a week but it felt like a year!
There is SO totally no place like home. 
Thank you guys SO much for the love! Yall know how to make a white girl with a high fever blush...
Highlights of the hospital stay:
1) There was on old man in the room next to me. As soon as...
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I've been in the hospital for a week but it felt like a year!
There is SO totally no place like home.
Thank you guys SO much for the love! Yall know how to make a white girl with a high fever blush...
Highlights of the hospital stay:
1) There was on old man in the room next to me. As soon as...
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doublec:
much love ta ya sistah!
-the rockstar
much love ta ya sistah!
-the rockstar
paleenchantress:
glad you are back and you are soooo pretty doll !
I'm going into the hospital today. Sicker than ever. Think happy thoughts. please.
cya when I come home. For real, wear bug spray.
love-Shi
cya when I come home. For real, wear bug spray.
love-Shi
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hotgoddess:
i'm officially worried...hope all is ok sweetie get better soooooooooooon
get better soooooooooooon 
corvus:
Sending cuddles.
Where do I send flowers?
Where do I send flowers?
THANK GOD FOR TYLENOL and ADVIL.
My fever was 104.3 yesterday.
That's ridiculously high, okay?
I couldn't take any medicine, or I would take it, but it simply didn't visit long enough to work
But I kept taking pills by the handful because I was seeing circles in the sand last night on the real. Strange things happen when your brain is toasty. Enough meds...
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My fever was 104.3 yesterday.
That's ridiculously high, okay?
I couldn't take any medicine, or I would take it, but it simply didn't visit long enough to work
But I kept taking pills by the handful because I was seeing circles in the sand last night on the real.
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jofixxxit:
damn....i dont talk to you for like a second and look what happens....get better soon.....
doublec:
sweetie, get better, i miss you and i hate to think of you being so miserable! 
Okay I finally know whats wrong with me. I talked to my doc and this other ER doc and I have West Nile Fever from the west nile virus. I got bit up in Woodridge a week or two ago. Woodridge is next to Downers Grove where they had found tons of th dead birds. Birds, lil kids and old people usually die from it....
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toothless:
I am on day 3 of the sniffles.
I know that it does not compare.
p.s. a friend of mine was complain about a stomach cramp...and I told her to "just stow that shit, because my shi-girl has the motherfrikken west nile virus"
then I told her that she had just been served.
I give you not one
,not two ...but three FRIKKEN CHICKENS!
GET BETTER HUNNY!
[Edited TO ADD the forgotten chicken]
[Edited on Jun 05, 2004 12:10AM]
I know that it does not compare.
p.s. a friend of mine was complain about a stomach cramp...and I told her to "just stow that shit, because my shi-girl has the motherfrikken west nile virus"
then I told her that she had just been served.
I give you not one
,not two ...but three FRIKKEN CHICKENS!
GET BETTER HUNNY!
[Edited TO ADD the forgotten chicken]
[Edited on Jun 05, 2004 12:10AM]
magni:
You didn't even get see the pyramids..what a fucking rip!
I'll send some love yer way...or whatever that stuff is in my heart. I hope you recover quickly.
P.S. I'll fucking kill some mosquitos as revenge for you if that'll make you feel any better. It'll be a fucking mosquito rampage!!
I'll send some love yer way...or whatever that stuff is in my heart. I hope you recover quickly.
P.S. I'll fucking kill some mosquitos as revenge for you if that'll make you feel any better. It'll be a fucking mosquito rampage!!
Another Update:::
This might illustrate the truth when I say I'm not always sweet. Some people just make my skin crawl. Case in point-
I've never encountered anyone with an uglier heart than DATURASONATA. I don't hate her, I just think she's straight ignorant. Ignorance is not tolerated.
okay thats enough with the complaints!
I'm so copying off zzyzx and I'm making a summer...
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This might illustrate the truth when I say I'm not always sweet. Some people just make my skin crawl. Case in point-
I've never encountered anyone with an uglier heart than DATURASONATA. I don't hate her, I just think she's straight ignorant. Ignorance is not tolerated.
okay thats enough with the complaints!
I'm so copying off zzyzx and I'm making a summer...
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doublec:
get better and then we'll chat again, sweetheart, miss ya!
and do take care of yourself...sickness is not a suggested weight loss plan!
and do take care of yourself...sickness is not a suggested weight loss plan!
wofats:
Sweetness! Said like I was yelling "Darkness" to Charlie Murphy!
I'm bummed to hear you're still feeling like shite! I give ya a big spoonfull of Davelove to help jah medicine go down if'n I could. ;-) A big virtual hug will have to suffice!
At first I couldn't believe you were harshing that girl like that. Then I read the posts. That big meanie hurt my little feelings. ;-)
I'm bummed to hear you're still feeling like shite! I give ya a big spoonfull of Davelove to help jah medicine go down if'n I could. ;-) A big virtual hug will have to suffice!
At first I couldn't believe you were harshing that girl like that. Then I read the posts. That big meanie hurt my little feelings. ;-)
I've spend the better part of this, the most beautiful day in the greater Chicagoland area, in the emergency room. I woke up in a ridiculous amount of pain. I feel like I've run a marathon and then someone beat the living shit outta me and then shot fire into my veins. And when I swallow it hurts so bad I actually started crying. How...
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doublec:
awww, baby...i'm sorry...want me to fly out there and take care of you? i am a very good caregiver...aside from wanting to be an stripper, playboy playmate or hooker...the other job i wanted as a kid was nurse....call me if you need a boost, ok?
hotgoddess:
omg...i so feel you on the mom issue honey...and it just soooooooo sux ass!...my grandparents raised me and they were super huggy people...growing up i was a hugging machine! lol...but then when i moved out here with my mom...it's like hugging is off limits...i'm sick...oh well...you'll get better...watch your kid for a night...just one? hell no...u decided to have the kid. some guy broke your heart? awwww...that's what men do the bastards...whatever! couldn't she just once say everything will be ok? fuck no...i'm sorry your feeling so bad hon...i really do hope you feel better soon...lotsa love
Okay today is the first day of the rest of my life.
I love George Lopez.
"If you love him so much why don't you marry hiiiim?"
Well maybe I will!
If I was a model I'd hide oatmeal cream pies in my bra.
If I were a lesbian I'd refuse to have a mullet or play softball but I would in fact fuck women....
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I love George Lopez.
"If you love him so much why don't you marry hiiiim?"
Well maybe I will!
If I was a model I'd hide oatmeal cream pies in my bra.
If I were a lesbian I'd refuse to have a mullet or play softball but I would in fact fuck women....
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ojaeflo:
Now someone say something nice about someone else...and not me...
Joe Wolfe is one bad motherfucker.
Joe Wolfe is one bad motherfucker.
desmobile:
SeaCeeMe is my sister! 
Well that didn't last too long.....
It's super thunderstorming. Can I use that as an excuse to break my unpluggment?
What's it been? 4 hours? Utterly pathetic....Actually wofats wrote me an email and I had to read it cuz he's awesome.
Now where can I get me some mexican chicken?
It's super thunderstorming. Can I use that as an excuse to break my unpluggment?
What's it been? 4 hours? Utterly pathetic....Actually wofats wrote me an email and I had to read it cuz he's awesome.
Now where can I get me some mexican chicken?
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vixennyx:
i got a tat on my left boob when i was 15- its an old celtic/ wiccan symbol of a triskele- its so shitty ive been trying to get it redone forever, but then i get a different tat instead
so have a great thursday night/friday!