shicawgo

Okay today is the first day of the rest of my life.

I love George Lopez.

"If you love him so much why don't you marry hiiiim?"

Well maybe I will!

If I was a model I'd hide oatmeal cream pies in my bra.

If I were a lesbian I'd refuse to have a mullet or play softball but I would in fact fuck women.

If I were a diabetic I'd dream about being a model who stuffed her bra with oatmeal cream pies.

If I were famous I'd tell Hallie Berry how much I don't like her. Then I'd feel bad. But I wouldn't take it back.

If I were a latina I'd have the phattest ass, the longest hair and the sexiest accent...and I'd rule the world.

If I was me from ten years ago but now I'd have dropped out of high school as soon as legally possible, take the GED and go straight to college...I'd have had a Masters degree workin on a doctorate by now. Live and learn. And I'd never had been friends with the hippies. that didn't turn out well. Fuckin Phish. Leftover Salmon...Hot Tuna....uhg, it's not the music, it's the people....yuck yuck yuck...

If I could have a purely vain and superficical super power it'd be to be able to grow my hair any way I want and within a split second shave my head and the next second have it be long again if I want. I love the feeling of shaving my head. I have to stop though because I want long hair. But it's sucha powerful feeling because you seriously have to have balls the size of Montana to shave your head and work it..if you're a girl.


Wow...rambling toooo much.....

Now someone say something nice about someone else...and not me...