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Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro? I'd say Godfather 1 Pacino over Heat DeNiro, but Raging Bull DeNiro over Godfather 3 Pacino. But Heat and even Donnie Brasco Pacino over Copland DeNiro. Ah, but Rocky 1 Stalone beats em all. Heart of Gold, He's got a HEART OF GOLD. And if memory serves he's a southpaw (yae-yaaaayyye). Word up to my left handers. The only one who can go toe to toe with Rocky Stalone would be Fight Club Pitt, and Pitt'd win cuz he's got mad style and he can form complete sentences. But it goes without saying that Better Off Dead John Cusack would top even Fight Club Pitt.

(Frawnch Fries, Frawnch Bread, Frawnch Dressing...)

Now girls...Dogma Salma Hayek (omg her hips...where do those come from?)
over JLo pretending to be the girl from flashdance, but the raspy voiced brunette girl from Law & Order over them both and any other L&O chick ever. Madonna over Britney Spears, but Christina over them both. The girl can sing. Boys on the Side Drew Barrymore over Sweetest Thing Cameron Diaz, Mad Love Drew over Ever After Drew, but Buffalo 66 Christina Ricci over the whole damn thing.

Now that that's been made clear I can move along with my evening.