Almost christmas. 
I got my shopping done finally. No more crowds. Last night between 5 and 7 half the genesee valley mall in flint was without power. I'm sure that they got quite a bit of stuff stolen. There were other stores on that road without power as well. Not a good time to be without power. traffic lights were out and so traffic was backed up even more than it usually is during the holidays.
I cant wait till christmas. I got my fiance alot of really nice gifts and I cant wait to give them to him. I also got nice gifts for my parents and my niece. Thats the extent of my christmas shopping. I didnt have enough money to by gifts for everyone so i'm making cookies for the others. Oh and I got my kitties some toys, treats and canned food for christmas. I spoil them.
I'm moving in febuary. Moving out of my apartment into a new place. I'm not moving that far from flint. I'm moving to Flushing which is north west of flint. I'm going to stay there till i finish college in a few years and then move up northor east, but not to far. I have to live near a hospital cause thats where i'll be working.
I aced my final. I also aced the last test right before the final. No more school till september.
I am so tired. I got hardly any sleep last night. I woke up at like 4:30 and didnt get back to sleep till 7:00 and I had to be up at 7:30 for work. I dont know why i couldnt sleep. I think part of it was that I was excited about christmas being so close. I think that my brain thought that it was christmas eve. Why I have no clue.
I'd like to wish everyone a Happy and safe holiday.
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15 things a man can do at Walmart -- while his wife is taking her own sweet time
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the womens restroom.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Setup a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you peop le just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait a while. Then, yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
I got my shopping done finally. No more crowds. Last night between 5 and 7 half the genesee valley mall in flint was without power. I'm sure that they got quite a bit of stuff stolen. There were other stores on that road without power as well. Not a good time to be without power. traffic lights were out and so traffic was backed up even more than it usually is during the holidays.
I cant wait till christmas. I got my fiance alot of really nice gifts and I cant wait to give them to him. I also got nice gifts for my parents and my niece. Thats the extent of my christmas shopping. I didnt have enough money to by gifts for everyone so i'm making cookies for the others. Oh and I got my kitties some toys, treats and canned food for christmas. I spoil them.
I'm moving in febuary. Moving out of my apartment into a new place. I'm not moving that far from flint. I'm moving to Flushing which is north west of flint. I'm going to stay there till i finish college in a few years and then move up northor east, but not to far. I have to live near a hospital cause thats where i'll be working.
I aced my final. I also aced the last test right before the final. No more school till september.
I am so tired. I got hardly any sleep last night. I woke up at like 4:30 and didnt get back to sleep till 7:00 and I had to be up at 7:30 for work. I dont know why i couldnt sleep. I think part of it was that I was excited about christmas being so close. I think that my brain thought that it was christmas eve. Why I have no clue.
I'd like to wish everyone a Happy and safe holiday.
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15 things a man can do at Walmart -- while his wife is taking her own sweet time
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the womens restroom.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Setup a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the
Bedding Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you peop le just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait a while. Then, yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
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lecia:
Merry Christmas, sweetie!
lightbulbjack:
Merry Ho Ho pretty lady