Hello there,
I’m completely new here, so I’ve decided to introduce myself so you can be aware of the mess I am before falling in love—haha xD.
Fact 1 – I tried to find a picture that truly expresses what I’m like in my 100% normal daily life, but I failed miserably. So, I’ll just share some pictures of me at home, doing nothing, because there’s nothing more everyday than being bored.
Fact 2 – My favourite band has been Green Day ever since I was 4 years old. Why my parents let me listen to them at that age? No idea!
Fact 3 – My favourite colour is also green, but oddly, I don’t have anything green in my wardrobe.
Fact 4 – My name is an artistic one, which also happens to be the real name of the Joker: Jack Oswald White. If you already knew that, you're definitely a nerd—let's be friends!
Fact 5 – My name might come from a Batman villain, but the truth is, I’ve HATED BATMAN since I was a child. I’m team Superman
Fact 6 – I'm a Wiccan, or at least something very close to that since I don’t exactly follow all the "rules" of the religion. But yeah, I celebrate nature with devotion.
Fact 7 – I’m an anarchist! Nothing else to say about it—FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!
Fact 8 – Fruits taste like colours to me, and I honestly don’t know what that means. For example, melons taste super round and silver, while oranges have this toxic, triangular green taste that makes me fear eating them and dying.
Fact 9 – My hair has had at least 10 different colours, and it’ll keep changing until it naturally goes grey. Right now, it’s a dark green, almost black.
And finally...
Fact 10 – I’m a professional translator—like, with a degree and shit. I’ve worked on some of the weirdest documents ever, like one from Microsoft saying they won’t pay customers compensation if their products fail in the event of an alien invasion. And that’s actually a normal thing to see! What do they know that we don’t? o.O
So yeah, that’s a bit about me as a normal-weird being. Since I’m new to SG, feel free to leave me some advice on what to do and what not to do here—I’d appreciate the help!
