My dog just bit a cop. Well, a rent-a-cop douchebag, same thing. I was out walking him, the dog, not the cop, and we see rental pig, and my dog stops in his tracks and starts barking and growling. So dumbass says, "Is he friendly"? To which I reply, "Well usually, but he is really protective of me, and he is barking at you......." The...
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deaddarkstar:
i'm not bored....i've been working 50-60 hours a week...i'm exhausted, this will continue until x-mas, then i'll be free again 
marloski:
good dog!!! people are such dumbasses!!!
I put about a half a cup of sambal chile paste in my bowl of pho today, and now my tummy is telling me that was not the best idea. Pepto is my friend. So is beer. I actually have cramps like a girl, don't dig that shit at all. Fuck being a girl.
Watched Punch Drunk Love last night, didn't really see the point...
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Watched Punch Drunk Love last night, didn't really see the point...
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minimalism:
Ahhh, you saw my comment. 
jaggy:
Face Eating Tumor! I love that one!
Never dye your hair when you have been drinking. My hair is so obnoxiously red, but I kinda dig it anyway.
I don't understand why people say they are going to do something if they have no intention of doing it. I think it is to shut me up or something. Good thing I have never really trusted people anyway.
These last few weeks have...
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I don't understand why people say they are going to do something if they have no intention of doing it. I think it is to shut me up or something. Good thing I have never really trusted people anyway.
These last few weeks have...
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mr_rick:
hey sugar britches....whats going on???
smooshfacedlion:
cool. we still want pics.
I stood up for myself last night, and it felt good. I have this friend that I met when he started working at my restarurant about 2 years ago. We hit it off immediatley, he is gay, and could drink like a fish. My company needed a new manager for our store in Costa Mesa so he trained for that and moved out there. Apparently,...
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jaggy:
i wish. i live in a box.
Bullshit Rambling...............
I watched Secretary the other night, thinking it would be all hot, and thought it sucked ass. Maggie what's-her-face was randomly cute, but I would have preferred Scarjo in that role with her pretty boobies and ass. It did remind me how much fun a good old fashioned spanking can be............
I cooked eggs for my dog this morning, and the ungrateful shit...
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I watched Secretary the other night, thinking it would be all hot, and thought it sucked ass. Maggie what's-her-face was randomly cute, but I would have preferred Scarjo in that role with her pretty boobies and ass. It did remind me how much fun a good old fashioned spanking can be............
I cooked eggs for my dog this morning, and the ungrateful shit...
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jaggy:
tony poe is that kickass vietnam veteran? I need to buy some DVD's.
nikonphoto80:
Yes she is supper hot, every thing about her is hot, I think I would giggle like a little school girl if I got to talk to her.
Damn dog LOL.
I don't think there is anything wrong with wanting to get people stuff, it only comes once a year, I just think it's fun to buy people stuff and getting to see them open it, I love almost everything about Christmas.
Damn dog LOL.
I don't think there is anything wrong with wanting to get people stuff, it only comes once a year, I just think it's fun to buy people stuff and getting to see them open it, I love almost everything about Christmas.
Ok, I have gotten all my whiny bullshit off my chest, and decided to make this a good day. I am not working, and that is reason enough to be in a good mood. Long walk with doggie helped clear the head. Thank you doggie.
One of the radio stations here is giving away tickets to see U2 and Pearl Jam, and people are just...
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One of the radio stations here is giving away tickets to see U2 and Pearl Jam, and people are just...
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xalicex:
thanx for the compliment
bugbue:
The Sectretary sounds like a good movie, I might just have to watch it. Produces a fantasy I've got to say.
Disregard last night's rants. I am just going to stop giving a shit about people that are just fucking with my head. It's really not worth it. There, problem solved 
kingskottie:
hey doodle. hang the hell in there huh?
I am about halfway done with beer # 18 for the day, sooooo proud of that. The fucked off thing about it all is that I will get up and run tomorrow, and probably drink this much again. I am kind of scared of myself right now. I want to go back to a head shrink like I did after THE BIG BAD EVENT, but...
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koala:
Wait...Why are you drinking so many beers? I feel like I missed something here 
violently:
big bad event? what's goin on lady? hit me up if you wanna talk.
funny you should mention dave and busters, that place is where one of my big bad events happened.
funny you should mention dave and busters, that place is where one of my big bad events happened.
I am bored, let me write to you.
I watched "Sylvia" last night, starring my girl Gwyneth Paltrow as the always edgy and very dead Sylvia Plath. Despite the scathing reviews I had read, I really enjoyed it, but Gwynny can do no wrong in my eyes. Love her.
I ran today, and since I fucked around too long to get my full distance in,...
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I watched "Sylvia" last night, starring my girl Gwyneth Paltrow as the always edgy and very dead Sylvia Plath. Despite the scathing reviews I had read, I really enjoyed it, but Gwynny can do no wrong in my eyes. Love her.
I ran today, and since I fucked around too long to get my full distance in,...
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jaggy:
you better be going out and not being bored
i'll be watching the news like fuck tommorrow watching the voting numbers..if we're lucky it will be a landslide,..... then ill stop talking about this shit.
i'll be watching the news like fuck tommorrow watching the voting numbers..if we're lucky it will be a landslide,..... then ill stop talking about this shit.
jaggy:
goddammit!!
Apparently I was not as ready for cold weather as I thought I was. I am about to go walk my dog, and I have on two pair of socks, sweats, a t-shirt, a thermal shirt, and a hooded fleece robe. Sexy........ I turned the heater on for one cycle, gotta love that burned dust smell, and will probably wake up with an even sexier...
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violently:
zone bars are fucking AWESOME. they have like 80 million different flavors and as far as i can tell, they are all so goddamn good i want to eat all of them all at once until i am so fat i cannot see my vag and have to wash with a scrub on a stick. the fudge graham ones are the best though, and you can stick em in the freezer and then gnaw on them for awhile and it is like some sort of weird frozen power bar dessert popsicle. the best thing about em too is they have like the majority of your vitamins and nurtrients in them too, so for someone like me who eats like doghell and lives on these sumbitches, i am pretty sure it is how i do not die. so for them to taste THIS good? they are miracle bars. i give them an A+.
jaggy:
eh, i basically implied a man-boy sex relationship between some asshole co-worker and my manager in a meeting.
my boss wants to talk about my comment on Monday. fuck it. whatever.
my boss wants to talk about my comment on Monday. fuck it. whatever.