So, the lead singer from Boston died a couple of days ago, and today comedian Richard Jeni blows his face off. My question is who will be next, this shit has to go in threes..........
The neighbor I bitched about in my last post told me in no uncertain terms that I was to never walk by her patio with my dog since it causes...
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The neighbor I bitched about in my last post told me in no uncertain terms that I was to never walk by her patio with my dog since it causes...
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Today is the 5 year anniversary of the fire that killed my previous dog and two cats and left me with nothing but the clothes on my back and my purse. Last year on this day I got my phoenix tattoo to kind of get some sort of closure, best thing I ever did. I know it's been a long time, but it is something...
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atomh8:
thats sad, but i think its good to be sad about stuff like that. It warrants it, and it makes you appreciate what you have now more I think, you know what I mean. It helps put things in perspective.
I am tired
I am pissed off
I hate drama
But it's all good, Tom Waits is singing about a bloodshot moon on a foggy night, and a precarious pandemonium. Got some vice grips on my personality baby. Now Mr. Wait's veal cutlet is beating the shit out of his cup of coffee, I really hope somebody knows what I am talking about.
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I am pissed off
I hate drama
But it's all good, Tom Waits is singing about a bloodshot moon on a foggy night, and a precarious pandemonium. Got some vice grips on my personality baby. Now Mr. Wait's veal cutlet is beating the shit out of his cup of coffee, I really hope somebody knows what I am talking about.
That is...
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bill_the_cat:
Good-night! 
whodovoodoowedo:
Love Tom Waits, wish I could chat with you more, I dont get on SG enough as of late. Anyway just wanted to say Hi 
Last night at work I got a table of four, two couples well into their 70's. One of the ladies had on a red fuzzy coat and fishnet hose. I complimented her on the fishnets, being a fan myself, and asked if she was dressed up for a special occasion. She smiled at me and said "No sweetie, this is just how I roll...
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kingskottie:
doodle?
jtemperance:
Thanks for your sweet messages, beautiful. I'm a bit self-obsessed right now, but I sincerely hope you are well.
Ok people, get ready, I am going to give you a glimpse into my thrilling Friday night. I hope you can handle it. Got home from work a bit ago, took a bath, and started a load of laundry. I am currently sitting here in flannel pants, a wife beater, socks and fuzzy slippers. No makeup, hair in a bun, and a moisture mask on...
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crmstylprn:
Its the part on Clerks 2 where Jay hears the song Goodbye Horses and starts doing his impersonation of Silence of the Lambs
OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT
There is this couple, Bill and Kathy, that have been coming into my restaruant for years. Bill is a professor, and Kathy is a psychiatrist. They are a touch on the weird side, but super cool, and can suck down some $15 margaritas, they like the good shit. A year or so ago, Kathy got all liquored up and ran over...
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There is this couple, Bill and Kathy, that have been coming into my restaruant for years. Bill is a professor, and Kathy is a psychiatrist. They are a touch on the weird side, but super cool, and can suck down some $15 margaritas, they like the good shit. A year or so ago, Kathy got all liquored up and ran over...
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violently:
bartending. come out to the atl and i'll get you shitfaced 
jaggy:
i grilled some god damned pork tenderloins today on my patio.
i put on my boxers early...i was in my pajamas at 6pm drinking tecate and making pork tenderloins with some Rudy's bar-b-q sauce. then tending to my herb garden, im done buying herbs . fuck it. sage. got it. oregano. fuck yeah. chives. its growin. i started talking to my lady neighbor. i felt some wierdness...then i realized i was talking to her in my boxers. i totally forgot. i was dangling for her delight.
i put on my boxers early...i was in my pajamas at 6pm drinking tecate and making pork tenderloins with some Rudy's bar-b-q sauce. then tending to my herb garden, im done buying herbs . fuck it. sage. got it. oregano. fuck yeah. chives. its growin. i started talking to my lady neighbor. i felt some wierdness...then i realized i was talking to her in my boxers. i totally forgot. i was dangling for her delight.
Many thanks to all you folks that sent well wishes regarding my last post concerning my faux heart attack/ panic attack episode. All the people at work that witnessed my little breakdown have been treating me with kid gloves, like I am going to freak out again, and it's nice to know that they care. Since that dreadful night I have had two cigarettes, slept...
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incorrigible:
thanks, babe!
kingskottie:
OH NO!!! i just read yr blog from saturday!! doodle!
XOXOX...
what is stressing you? wow... scary. how are you now?
XOXOXOX
XOXOX...
what is stressing you? wow... scary. how are you now?
XOXOXOX
Ok, I am seriously scared right now. Scared like I never been scared before. I have had some weird chest pains for a bit now, nothing too bad, but annoying. Tonight at work it got so bad, and my right arm went all cold and numb, and was tingling. I could feel my heart pounding in my throat and I seriously thought I was having...
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thelibra:
I'm good at doling out wake up calls, especially to racist twats. 
Feel better.
Feel better.
cyrus:
I can relate. I have panic attacks almost weekly due to my panic disorder. hit me up if you ever want to talk about it. feel better. I had a bad episode this weekend as well.
So, I am going to the wedding of a good friend of mine in early May. I am a bit nervous, because I tend to act the fool at such occasions. Not to mention the best man is my most recent ex, and although that was over a year ago, I am not so keen on seeing his trifling ass. So basically, I have about...
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altamedic:
you dont need to work out..you look hot as you are!
euphoricmisery:
i dont drink but you could bribe me with a plane ticket... :
Sometimes I am glad that I was not raised in a wealthy family. It seems like the most fucked up people I know have had everything handed to them, and have met an early demise.
Case in point: My best friend emails me today and tells me that this boy we went to high school with is dead. I wasn't really friends with him, he...
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Case in point: My best friend emails me today and tells me that this boy we went to high school with is dead. I wasn't really friends with him, he...
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jtemperance:
Good for you! I always have big plans, then get home from work and feel lazy. Throw something in the oven and drink beer instead. I'm a beer loser! 
koala:
That's a sad story. It's too bad he wasn't able to get the help that he needed.
'where's your neighbor?'
'hmmmm, i dont know. you want some beef jerky! my dog loves it!'