shesinparties

You crack me up.

Mother's Day is just another excuse for my mom to nag me about making her a grandchild. I think I still have a headache from her innuendos.

ya for mothers day we do twice the amount of sales at our KFC that day. pain in the ass. but it went fairly smoothly.

Bet those pancakes tasted wonderful. did you get to try any?

that girl could never work with me either. I'm a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen not that i harass anyone or anything but the things that come out of my mouth sometimes.... but if you can't have fun why bother.

hope you had some fun with your days off.

deal.

i deserve it every time you go there.

love you doodle.

i always have fun at weddings if alcohol and a dance floor are involved. That way everyone makes a fool of themselves.

Have fun at work, or at least try not to stab anyone.

Hooray for blazing redheads!

Yeah, I didn't puke on her, or at the table, even drunk I have a little more sence than that, and I was far from being an asshole. My head is alot more clear today. I haven't talked to her, but I don't see it being a problem, if it is I don't need her anyway. The other shit I got into was cocaine, I've tried it befor and really didn't like it then. I don't know why I thought it was a good idea at the time. I was sorta in my Jim Morrison mentality, if it was in front of me, I was going to do it.

I hardly go out at all, but that night I ran into a shit load of people I knew. Everyone was like, good to see you, let me buy you a drink. I was the rockstar of the evening, it felt good for awhile, then not so much.

Oh well, shit happens, and life gos on, and on, and on.

ran out of cold water? hehe.... DOODLE! love ya babe!

another kind of it

I'm still around, thanks for checking on me

well, ho's are cool. but i've "met" some cum dumpters in my days. as for the pretty one's, well talking them now is like showing a card trick to a dog. i'd rather watch grass grow...pretty one's can be zzZzzz.
that leaves the smart ones. the one's that may not necessarily get all the action they need, but when it happens..they know exactly what they want..and use calculus and biology n shit in the sexual positionings. then afterwards, we can actually talk (not just "get off me, now" ) , this is a dr. phil moment.

well have a good run, girl. sweat that bad feeling out.

You hunny are insane and its a reason your so damm great

This girl is like a black widow in disguise, who will kill me, and eat me after sex, witch is exactly what I want oddly enough. I'm sorta fucked up, I know.

That is so cute when they get hiccups. Bra-free dog walking sounds interesting.

you need a god damned vacation is what you need. i quit drinking a couple weeks ago..i hurts like hell because everyone in austin seems to be alcoholic or pot smoker...well, in my twisted earth.
i like hill billies. they keep it real. they dont give a shit. i might just find me a nice bucked tooth bitch to settle down with instead of my book-readin, shoe-wearin, non-preggo feminist. i'd hug you hard if i saw you in real life...first i'd introduce myself tho....cuz i dont want the wrath of the doodle up on me.

I am supposed to be in texas next week, this trip is very short notice... No real plans yet... Flying into Houston first, spend some time there, but I want to spend more time in Austin.... And at some point I am hoping to hop over to Las Vegas for a couple of days...

The Doors rule......

You rule....

May that guys dick fall off and maim him in his sleep he deserves it......

What a asshole, some people can be such jerks.

I have one of those road runners living in the field across from my house.