For some reason, about a month ago, I noticed some people moving out of one of the apartments on my floor. I had never seen them before, never met them or anything. Whatever, I just happened to notice that they were gone.
Then, last week, my mom sent me a gift card for my birthday, and being too lazy to venture out to the actual store, I ordered some stuff online. I received an email saying my things would be delivered on the 24th, which was fine by me.
About 3 or 4 days ago, I noticed a package on the doorstep of the empty apartment on my floor, and thought it was odd. Didn't the people that moved out know they were moving soon? Why would they not get their packages forwarded to their new address? It just bugged me for some reason, I stared at the package every time I walked down the stairs.
Last night when I took the pooch out, I just could not control myself, I had to see what the package was, or where it was from. So I skulked over to the vacant doorstep like a thief, and gingerly turned the package over to see what I could find out about it.
Much to my surprise, IT WAS MY STUFF I HAD ORDERED ONLY A FEW DAYS EARLIER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently UPS got apartments 1432 and 1434 mixed up and put my shit on the wrong doorstep.
Sometimes being the nosy neighbor pays off
Edit: Another nosy neighbor observance.........
So I am walking the dog, and heading home by the building next to mine, and I hear some dude SCREAMING. Like roid-rage going off, but not really saying any words. I stopped and listened for a good 10 minutes, and he was not shutting up. It was pretty scary. I didn't know if homeboy was dying or just fucked up and raging about something. I put the dog home and went back out on the stairs, and he was still wound up. I called the bf for advice on whether or not to call the fuzz, and he said somebody in psycho's building would probably call if not me. I didn't end up calling the cops because I thought maybe the dude was just wasted and venting, and lord knows someone could have called the cops on me before for making a ruckus. It seriously sounded like he had his leg sawed off or something, and was yelling for help. I hope I did the right thing, it really bugged me out.
Then, last week, my mom sent me a gift card for my birthday, and being too lazy to venture out to the actual store, I ordered some stuff online. I received an email saying my things would be delivered on the 24th, which was fine by me.
About 3 or 4 days ago, I noticed a package on the doorstep of the empty apartment on my floor, and thought it was odd. Didn't the people that moved out know they were moving soon? Why would they not get their packages forwarded to their new address? It just bugged me for some reason, I stared at the package every time I walked down the stairs.
Last night when I took the pooch out, I just could not control myself, I had to see what the package was, or where it was from. So I skulked over to the vacant doorstep like a thief, and gingerly turned the package over to see what I could find out about it.
Much to my surprise, IT WAS MY STUFF I HAD ORDERED ONLY A FEW DAYS EARLIER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently UPS got apartments 1432 and 1434 mixed up and put my shit on the wrong doorstep.
Sometimes being the nosy neighbor pays off
Edit: Another nosy neighbor observance.........
So I am walking the dog, and heading home by the building next to mine, and I hear some dude SCREAMING. Like roid-rage going off, but not really saying any words. I stopped and listened for a good 10 minutes, and he was not shutting up. It was pretty scary. I didn't know if homeboy was dying or just fucked up and raging about something. I put the dog home and went back out on the stairs, and he was still wound up. I called the bf for advice on whether or not to call the fuzz, and he said somebody in psycho's building would probably call if not me. I didn't end up calling the cops because I thought maybe the dude was just wasted and venting, and lord knows someone could have called the cops on me before for making a ruckus. It seriously sounded like he had his leg sawed off or something, and was yelling for help. I hope I did the right thing, it really bugged me out.
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kingskottie:
"fatherly"... you only say that... because you know what a pervo i am! hehe
kingskottie:
the pervo is cool... creepy but cool. ha!