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I have decided to treat myself to lunch every Monday. Or should I say breakfast food in the afternoon. Last week I took a magazine and had an omelet at the IHOP. I also had about 6 cups of coffee, and I never drink coffee, so needless to say I was jacked up. So jacked up in fact, I could not stop myself from stealing the bottle of Tabasco from the table and then hauling ass out of there like the cops were on the way.

Today I went to Jim's, partially out of fear of being recognized and persecuted if I returned to the IHOP. I could not figure out if the decor was aiming for a country look or a 50's diner feel, but it missed the mark on both counts. Every customer in the place was eating alone. My waitress had missing teeth and a neck full of hickeys, but was nice enough. I enjoyed my migas with extra jalapenos and hash browns while reading my book about Joy Division. I opted for tea instead of coffee, so all the condiments were safe from my thieving paws.

Then I went and voted, as you should too. I am usually tempted to do a straight Democratic ticket, but there is a glitch in some of the voting machines in this county. Seems that if you do a straight Democratic ticket, it casts your votes correctly except for your choice for president, and SWITCHES YOUR VOTE TO MC CAIN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!! I took my time and mixed things up a bit by throwing in a few Libertarians.

I shall now take a migas induced nap