I have been getting ready for my Seattle trip little by little, and I am getting really excited. I am looking forward to meeting my boyfriend's parents and just having a damn change of scenery for the first time in 17 years.
Got all my shifts covered at work. My friend Brandon has agreed to come by and feed my cats. They are going to be so pissed when I leave them, and will probably shit in inappropriate locations. I may even come home to some random cat hurl. Joy.
I have been stuffing money away like mad, and I think by now I have my rent and the rest of my bills covered for the month, with a little left over to spend on my trip. My mom told me today not to worry about getting her anything from Seattle, as if that had ever entered my mind. What does she possibly want? Maybe a fish? A snow globe with the fucking Space Needle in it? Search me.........
I should be getting my butt ugly, yet highly functional shoes from LLBean any day now, because we are going to be doing a lot of walking in the damp. Foot comfort is very important to me.
I took my dog to the place I am boarding him while we are gone for an "evaluation day" last week, and he had so much fun. When I filled out his information form I said that he preferred female dogs, and boy did he ever! When I picked him up, the guy at the front told me he was quite the pimp, and made new girlfriends named Keelie, Winnie, and Danica. They said he was particularly fond of Keelie, as she is a Border Collie too, and apparently they just went to town running and playing. He was even dirty when I picked him up, which is very unlike his prissy ass. I am aware that I have totally emasculated my dog by the way.
Last night at work we had to chastise a very trashy (and wasted) lesbian for spiking her diet coke with the water bottle full of vodka that she had prominently displayed on the table. Um, who does that? She was NOT happy about that. Dumb cunt.
My dad sent me some money to use on my trip, which is very unusual for him. I will just chalk it up to him repaying the 8 years of child support that he failed at. He is getting out of the nervous hospital right before I leave on my trip, and I really hope he does okay back at his house alone.
Tomorrow I am getting my hair cut and my eyebrows done, I don't want to look like some hillbilly sasquatch in Seattle. Although I bet nobody would really notice.........
I can't believe I am actually going somewhere. I just want to walk around a new city, breathe the ocean air, and just relax and check some new things out. My bf told me that we may even see some whales when we are on the ferry going from the city to the island his folks live on, how fucking rad would that be!!
I am now going to eat the other half of my lovely percocet because my sciatic nerve is killing me, and go to bed. My aunt is coming over for wine tomorrow afternoon, which I need like a fucking hole in the head. I am sure I will get through it somehow
Got all my shifts covered at work. My friend Brandon has agreed to come by and feed my cats. They are going to be so pissed when I leave them, and will probably shit in inappropriate locations. I may even come home to some random cat hurl. Joy.
I have been stuffing money away like mad, and I think by now I have my rent and the rest of my bills covered for the month, with a little left over to spend on my trip. My mom told me today not to worry about getting her anything from Seattle, as if that had ever entered my mind. What does she possibly want? Maybe a fish? A snow globe with the fucking Space Needle in it? Search me.........
I should be getting my butt ugly, yet highly functional shoes from LLBean any day now, because we are going to be doing a lot of walking in the damp. Foot comfort is very important to me.
I took my dog to the place I am boarding him while we are gone for an "evaluation day" last week, and he had so much fun. When I filled out his information form I said that he preferred female dogs, and boy did he ever! When I picked him up, the guy at the front told me he was quite the pimp, and made new girlfriends named Keelie, Winnie, and Danica. They said he was particularly fond of Keelie, as she is a Border Collie too, and apparently they just went to town running and playing. He was even dirty when I picked him up, which is very unlike his prissy ass. I am aware that I have totally emasculated my dog by the way.
Last night at work we had to chastise a very trashy (and wasted) lesbian for spiking her diet coke with the water bottle full of vodka that she had prominently displayed on the table. Um, who does that? She was NOT happy about that. Dumb cunt.
My dad sent me some money to use on my trip, which is very unusual for him. I will just chalk it up to him repaying the 8 years of child support that he failed at. He is getting out of the nervous hospital right before I leave on my trip, and I really hope he does okay back at his house alone.
Tomorrow I am getting my hair cut and my eyebrows done, I don't want to look like some hillbilly sasquatch in Seattle. Although I bet nobody would really notice.........
I can't believe I am actually going somewhere. I just want to walk around a new city, breathe the ocean air, and just relax and check some new things out. My bf told me that we may even see some whales when we are on the ferry going from the city to the island his folks live on, how fucking rad would that be!!
I am now going to eat the other half of my lovely percocet because my sciatic nerve is killing me, and go to bed. My aunt is coming over for wine tomorrow afternoon, which I need like a fucking hole in the head. I am sure I will get through it somehow
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oh, and don't worry about bringing me back anything either.