I think I have reached the point where I am just sick of certain people and their bullshit, and don't feel the need to deal with them anymore. There are 3 in particlular.
ONE OF MY "SUPPOSED BEST FRIENDS"
I have been friends with C for about 5 years. The other night I sent him a random email about something I thought he would find amusing. Here is a transcript of our internet battle:
Me: "Random email that I found amusing"
Him: "Big fucking deal"
Me: "How rude"
Him: "That is exactly how I thought you would respond.........introspective, huh"
Me: "Seems like you are in a bad mood, sorry I bothered you"
HIm: "I am in a GREAT mood, and you are never a bother" (I could feel the sarcasm dripping from this)
Keep in mind, this is the meanest fag I have ever known, and I think when you have to preface every drunken phone call to me with "just hang up on me if I am too much of an asshole", there could be a problem there. I think homeboy is just still pissed that when he flew to LA to hook up with a married man THAT HAS A 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, I told him I thought that was a totally fucked off situation. Anyway, I just don't think friends should treat each other poorly, I just don't have time for that junior high shit.
THE PREGNANT MORON AT WORK
So this dumb cunt I work with is about 4 months pregnant. She is a small girl and has already gained about 30 pounds. I swear to fuck this chick sits down every day and eats a big ass chicken fried steak with a huge bowl of fries, or a burger covered in queso. Not to mention the 8 to 10 diet cokes she drinks every day, and the wine she has all the time. She speaks in baby talk all the time, and holds her back all the time like she is about to die. She tells everyone that will listen that her pregnancy is "the only one in the world", and if you ask her how she is, she holds her belly and says (in baby talk) "just makin' a baby". Just to clarify, I am sure being pregnant is rough on some women, and I am not knocking it, but this chick is just too much. Oh, this one is good, she believes that if you are breastfeeding and your baby is fussy, you should just drink alcohol to make the baby sleepy..........um, okay, hello fucked up kid. I would also like to add that her husband is a total emo poser, with the bad hair and all, and is a CHRISTIAN ROCKER, drums for some jesus band. Major douche.
THE SICK BITCH
Another jewel I work with is the epitome of a hypochondriac, and it is gettiing pretty annoying. She is scheduled 9 shifts a week, and goes home "sick" about 7 of those. Now, if I were truly sick, I think I would call in and tell management the deal, but not her. She drives all the way to work, and then sits down with her lower lip all puffed out, and tells everyone how sick she is. At this point, management is just so tired of her shit they send her home immediately, they know she will suck if she works. Why is this worthless bag of hair not fired?
Whew, I feel better now
P.S. Watching my dog fall asleep in my arms in the best feeling in the world to me.
ONE OF MY "SUPPOSED BEST FRIENDS"
I have been friends with C for about 5 years. The other night I sent him a random email about something I thought he would find amusing. Here is a transcript of our internet battle:
Me: "Random email that I found amusing"
Him: "Big fucking deal"
Me: "How rude"
Him: "That is exactly how I thought you would respond.........introspective, huh"
Me: "Seems like you are in a bad mood, sorry I bothered you"
HIm: "I am in a GREAT mood, and you are never a bother" (I could feel the sarcasm dripping from this)
Keep in mind, this is the meanest fag I have ever known, and I think when you have to preface every drunken phone call to me with "just hang up on me if I am too much of an asshole", there could be a problem there. I think homeboy is just still pissed that when he flew to LA to hook up with a married man THAT HAS A 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, I told him I thought that was a totally fucked off situation. Anyway, I just don't think friends should treat each other poorly, I just don't have time for that junior high shit.
THE PREGNANT MORON AT WORK
So this dumb cunt I work with is about 4 months pregnant. She is a small girl and has already gained about 30 pounds. I swear to fuck this chick sits down every day and eats a big ass chicken fried steak with a huge bowl of fries, or a burger covered in queso. Not to mention the 8 to 10 diet cokes she drinks every day, and the wine she has all the time. She speaks in baby talk all the time, and holds her back all the time like she is about to die. She tells everyone that will listen that her pregnancy is "the only one in the world", and if you ask her how she is, she holds her belly and says (in baby talk) "just makin' a baby". Just to clarify, I am sure being pregnant is rough on some women, and I am not knocking it, but this chick is just too much. Oh, this one is good, she believes that if you are breastfeeding and your baby is fussy, you should just drink alcohol to make the baby sleepy..........um, okay, hello fucked up kid. I would also like to add that her husband is a total emo poser, with the bad hair and all, and is a CHRISTIAN ROCKER, drums for some jesus band. Major douche.
THE SICK BITCH
Another jewel I work with is the epitome of a hypochondriac, and it is gettiing pretty annoying. She is scheduled 9 shifts a week, and goes home "sick" about 7 of those. Now, if I were truly sick, I think I would call in and tell management the deal, but not her. She drives all the way to work, and then sits down with her lower lip all puffed out, and tells everyone how sick she is. At this point, management is just so tired of her shit they send her home immediately, they know she will suck if she works. Why is this worthless bag of hair not fired?
Whew, I feel better now
P.S. Watching my dog fall asleep in my arms in the best feeling in the world to me.
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I don't know if I could take to much of that girl, just hearing a girl do baby talk gets on my nerves, I hate when girls do the whole baby talk thing and put it with all that other stuff and I would go crazy.
So why isn't she fired? most places will fire you if you miss like 5 or 6 days in a year.