shescravingsweet

dear diary,
i hate silicon rubber... i mean its great and all but it just doesnt have the viscosity i want and need from a liquid rubber.
sigh
another time, another rubber.

alright diary, ill talk to you later,
ciao

thecowboy:

..definitley good, depending on your politics..

Nov 18, 2003

i want a strippers butt. my butt is by no means bad, but i want it to be fabulous.

*sigh* i have no friends... well on here anyway.

(its been a bad day, so im just rokken some random thoughts)

my girl asked me my top 5 guilty pleasures... i dont really feel guilty about them. what do people feel guilty about. i mena there...
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souljerk:

I hear that eating loads of Ice cream and popcorn makes a good apple of an ass, but that could just be ghetto myth. How ever I had a girl friend that made this claim and here booty was quite bodacious.

And hell yeah the new Hip Hop (aka pop rap) albums this fall are truly awesome Ludacris's Chicken and beer, and the new Outkast 2 disc 2 part jam, I am more partial to "the love below" and I mean that in both terms.

And any body that says they have never masturbated is a liar.

...I Fling Poo!!

Nov 17, 2003

oldschool:

anyone who says that they don't masturbate
are
master
debaters

Nov 18, 2003

its saturday night, i have no plans, but i want to go out.
unfortunately i also need to finish up a piece for critique on tuesday and i should really work on it...
damnit! fun or rubber?
granted liquid rubber might be fun, if i wasnt rushed to make a casting, and home alone.

i want to get dressed up

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thecowboy:

..hey, hows it goin?..im in mpls right now too..

Nov 16, 2003

shescravingsweet:

are you not always in minneapolis amazed? and im not always home alone hate.

p.s. i did go out. i saw the midnight showing of goonies... that movie just is, it just exists.

[Edited on Nov 16, 2003 6:37PM]

Nov 16, 2003

So is it wrong to have a crush on an inanimate object. I'm not even talking about any kind of sex toy.
I find myself day dreaming about her. Shes beautiful, and her name is Moto Guzzi Gran Turismo. Shes a little older than me, she was born in the early sixties.
And some day, she will be mine.

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