the hair cut... oh my.
well its fixed now. it looks better than it had, but i miss they way it looked before.
plus on top of that i went to dye it the same day at the fix-up, and apparently my hair is anti dye suddenly. it turned all kinds of colors, all kinds but those that it was supposed to that is.
so...
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well its fixed now. it looks better than it had, but i miss they way it looked before.
plus on top of that i went to dye it the same day at the fix-up, and apparently my hair is anti dye suddenly. it turned all kinds of colors, all kinds but those that it was supposed to that is.
so...
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im getting my hair done today. im a little nervous. im getting a trim gone wrong, fixed up.
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scoots:
im dying to know the outcome of the trim fix????
thefall:
hows the mil treatin ya?
apparently the combo of lifting weights (when you havent in a long while) and drinking copious amounts of liquor equals a sore, really tired morning... who knew?
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loveisnice:
blah down with minneapolis, up with St. Paul.
Nevermind the hating, I just do that for attention. Here's from one local to another, yah.
Have yourself a merry little new years
Nevermind the hating, I just do that for attention. Here's from one local to another, yah.
Have yourself a merry little new years
violentlyhappy:
the worst part is, the 2nd day you'll feel even worse.
and yes, winter blows!
and yes, winter blows!
merry two days before my (and _clyde_'s birthday!!
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thecowboy:
happy birthday..uhhhhhhh, spankins?
scoots:
i bought you a ")" for your birthday - I thought maybe you could use it in your journal.
please tell me im not the only masochist here who performs her own brazilian waxes.
im beginning to question my judgement.
im beginning to question my judgement.
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black_tar_heroin:
I GIVE MYSELF THE OLOFF SNICKERDOODLE EVERYWEEK.
galen:
Ahh... another masochist... nice.
Um, waxing? No... but i keep trying to bite myself on the neck at just the right time.
Merry Christmas
Um, waxing? No... but i keep trying to bite myself on the neck at just the right time.
Merry Christmas
for a limited time only, shitty camera phone pics of the process and products of the preserved uvula and anorexic ballerina sculptures!
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lucky105:
I think it's just the rubberness. Don't get me wrong though, I still think she's cool. 
I get my ass kicked in the feats of strength every year.
I get my ass kicked in the feats of strength every year.
thefall:
like i said, silly girl.
big critique tomorrow, i have two pieces. the preserved uvulas and the anorexic, rubber/fabric ballerina.
she is not what i hoped she would be, but, such is life, i need rubber with a higher shore for her to be as i imagine. you live and learn, she is still pretty rad though. ill take pictures tomorrow of both to share
she is not what i hoped she would be, but, such is life, i need rubber with a higher shore for her to be as i imagine. you live and learn, she is still pretty rad though. ill take pictures tomorrow of both to share
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black_tar_heroin:
nice eye balls
thefall:
Its at least 95% of all you need. Seriously, next time you come home you have to eat there. Sooo amazingly good.
tell me something. because i dont have much to say right now
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halsonic:
Cats that have two different colored eyes have a %65 chance of being deaf.
machfive:
I have a migraine from hell, but I'm gonna drag you out to Perkins or something sometime this weekend. Booyah.
i was talking with a guy friend recently about the significance of having a toothbrush at someones house.
this tends to mark a certain point in a relationship.
but why?
a toothbrush is cheap, needed, and really easy to throw away. why is it such a big deal to have a toothbrush at someones house/apt?
this tends to mark a certain point in a relationship.
but why?
a toothbrush is cheap, needed, and really easy to throw away. why is it such a big deal to have a toothbrush at someones house/apt?
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digitusboy:
it's not a big deal unless one makes it a big deal.
maybe it's cuz of the personal space thing. isn't the bathroom considered a really personal space (the bedroom too ofcourse). so having someone elses toothbrush is like a welcome to your personal space.
i dunno, but one time my friend asked me if she can borrow my razor so she can shave her bikini line....now that definitely is a mark that our friendship is closer.
maybe it's cuz of the personal space thing. isn't the bathroom considered a really personal space (the bedroom too ofcourse). so having someone elses toothbrush is like a welcome to your personal space.
i dunno, but one time my friend asked me if she can borrow my razor so she can shave her bikini line....now that definitely is a mark that our friendship is closer.
aaardvark:
Yeah, I keep some unopened ones, because people stay at my house all the time. People I don't even know. As long as they don't look shifty, like they'll steal my stuff, I don't mind. So if you all are ever in my area, and need somewhere to stay, I'll have a toothbrush waiting.
i have new pictures. hot pink stockings to match my tattoo
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thecowboy:
i still wanna go out with you.
thecowboy:
ha!..i still do.
i learned something interesting in my uvula exploration.
the word uvula comes from the latin word uva, grape. named for its shape.
because of this i will be illustrating my book with elegant drawings of grapes, eventhough the text is about the body part. it works well for me.
the word uvula comes from the latin word uva, grape. named for its shape.
because of this i will be illustrating my book with elegant drawings of grapes, eventhough the text is about the body part. it works well for me.
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aaardvark:
I'm in agreeance with that
galen:
haha@agreeance.
~My2sense~
I think after a while, it would just permanently relax your gag reflex. But why would you want to do that? I mean, forgive me while i get overly descriptive for a moment, but i happen to think that looking down and seeing a watery set of beautiful eyes is kinda hot.
~My2sense~
I think after a while, it would just permanently relax your gag reflex. But why would you want to do that? I mean, forgive me while i get overly descriptive for a moment, but i happen to think that looking down and seeing a watery set of beautiful eyes is kinda hot.
i love when my installations make me feel like a mad scientist.
i put on my white cover-alls and declare things in the name of science. right now i am in the process of "preserving" approximately 60 uvulas in glass jars.
extracted uvulas.
for the study, preservation, and experimentation of this questionable body part.
what does it do? anything? can anyone answer that?
i put on my white cover-alls and declare things in the name of science. right now i am in the process of "preserving" approximately 60 uvulas in glass jars.
extracted uvulas.
for the study, preservation, and experimentation of this questionable body part.
what does it do? anything? can anyone answer that?
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souljerk:
Oh shit I never thought of preserving mine how do you do that ???
aaardvark:
Another abstract thing to get pierced?
10:00pm
Went to the Dinkytowner at 10 to see POS and Cecil Otter---
10:40pm
Felling a little goofy--I'm a charming conversationalist-4 Jamesons, 3 Beers deep.
12:00am
Slowin' down a little-Everyone Loves me. I'm 8 feet tall. 5 Jamesons, 5 beers
1:00am
Calling friends I havent seen in years just to say hi...at 1am. 5 Jamesons, 6 beers.
1:30am
In St. Louis Park in a train yard sitting between huge silos. I cant be sure of my own name. Everyone looks a little fuzzy and confused when I talk or move.
5 Jamesons, 5 beers, few hits of weed.
2:00am
Lost everyone I came with in favor of wandering the train yard. Train passes. Break into a dead sprint and hop the train. No more booze. I'm holding with what I got.
2:30
Still on the train. Wondering if this was all such a good idea after all. Figured that better to just stick it out now. To far from everyone and the car. Best to just wait till the next major city. Looks pretty remote here..
2:40
Phone rings. "where the hell are you?!?" "On a train, where are you?" Train starts to pick up speed..Its the last chance to get off now. *dives*
3:30am
Phone battery dies. I cant find anyone. Been walking for almost a hour. Starting to lose faith that bad things like this always work out. The posiblity that I may never again see friends and loved ones is now very real.
4:20am
Railroad cop finds me ambling down the tracks. Informs me that my friends are looking for me...about 5 miles back.
9:00am
Wake up to the sun flooding in the room and a headache that rivals a gunshot wound in pain. Writing in black felt marker all down my forearm reads
Poor Impulse Control
No idea how it got there.