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Thursday Dec 03, 2009

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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

Classic........

VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
darke:
competing with all the xmas and new years traffic though, ugh.
Dec 11, 2009
cassy:
i miss you mama. i hope alls well. wink did you have a good weekend? i have been crazy busy and dealing with some family CRAP but haven't we all wink take care!
Dec 13, 2009

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