Things Guys think Girls should know*****
Were not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Dont argue with us when we call you beautiful.
Dont treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
We know youre pretty, thats one of the reasons were going out with
you.
Dont go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps
and we ask you whats wrong, just tell us its that time of the month and
nothing more.
If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache,
beard, or sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. Get over it.
NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. Its just wrong.
Dont make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you
dont.
When we tell you that youre not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees,
or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
What does pms stande for?
We may not be able to pee acurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Just cause you think youre always right, doesnt mean that you dontt
have to apologize
when you do something wrong.
You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
We like to know that you love us. We cant always be spontaneous, so try
to help us make the plans sometimes.
Dont ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what
you wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts just to see what we would say.
Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.
Pamela Andersons boobs arent fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway. Size doesnt matter, except to idiots who dont want a
relationship.
PMS is not an excuse.
If you want us to put the seat down when were done, you should put it up
when youre done.
Dont tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesnt turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart
is through his stomach..and maybe.oh nevermind.
And last but not least:
We know youre not always right, but well pretend like you are anyway.
So I challenge you guys out there is this accurate or do you have something to add?
Were not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Dont argue with us when we call you beautiful.
Dont treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
We know youre pretty, thats one of the reasons were going out with
you.
Dont go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps
and we ask you whats wrong, just tell us its that time of the month and
nothing more.
If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache,
beard, or sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. Get over it.
NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. Its just wrong.
Dont make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you
dont.
When we tell you that youre not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees,
or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
What does pms stande for?
We may not be able to pee acurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Just cause you think youre always right, doesnt mean that you dontt
have to apologize
when you do something wrong.
You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
We like to know that you love us. We cant always be spontaneous, so try
to help us make the plans sometimes.
Dont ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what
you wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts just to see what we would say.
Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.
Pamela Andersons boobs arent fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway. Size doesnt matter, except to idiots who dont want a
relationship.
PMS is not an excuse.
If you want us to put the seat down when were done, you should put it up
when youre done.
Dont tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesnt turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart
is through his stomach..and maybe.oh nevermind.
And last but not least:
We know youre not always right, but well pretend like you are anyway.
So I challenge you guys out there is this accurate or do you have something to add?
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cassy:
hey girl i'm back can't wait to catch up with you just lemme know when 
big_boy:
SO SO SO true