sherrillee

True Friendship.
You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this post-
Just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!!
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!