i just discovered that my Boss has a deathly allergy to Brazil nuts. I was sitting in the office lobby chatting with his administrative assistant and sharing a can of mixed nuts with her, when he came into the lobby saw us and backed up.
He moved back to the doorway and asked that we close the can. Then he told us that he had this severe allergy and where his epi-pen was.
Of course after he left - we started talking about how we could do him in. One of his staff suggested that we buy Brazilian Nut oil mist from Bath & Body Works and run it through the ventialtion system. Another staff member suggested that we rub it on the door knobs and his car door. Everyone wants to purchase the hand lotion and shake the hands of everyone who visits him so that when they shake his hand....
I was thinking I could make a batch of brownies and use ground brazil nuts for the flour.
Oh god - this is such good information and I can't ethically do it. This is absolutely killing me.
He moved back to the doorway and asked that we close the can. Then he told us that he had this severe allergy and where his epi-pen was.
Of course after he left - we started talking about how we could do him in. One of his staff suggested that we buy Brazilian Nut oil mist from Bath & Body Works and run it through the ventialtion system. Another staff member suggested that we rub it on the door knobs and his car door. Everyone wants to purchase the hand lotion and shake the hands of everyone who visits him so that when they shake his hand....
I was thinking I could make a batch of brownies and use ground brazil nuts for the flour.
Oh god - this is such good information and I can't ethically do it. This is absolutely killing me.
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phoenixgirl:
I know you know better, silly 
...but oh how the imagination flies!
...but oh how the imagination flies!
wyldewolfe:
will try that and see how it works
