So, guess who has a date this weekend? THIS GUY *points to myself*. I just hope nothing happens that might screw it up, including my own hyper-excitement and pessimism. I don't go out much, so this is gonna be like getting out of prison for me. She's already made me promise to keep my hands to myself. We'll see how that goes, lol. Wish me...
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Happy Saint Patty's Day. Now toss me a beer before we run out, lol.
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majorboredom:
you can have all the beer you want because i can't stand beer.
you can have all the beer you want because i can't stand beer.
hemi:
Happy St. Patty's Day!
For you Nate
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scratamus:
depends on how many fuck with me lmao 
zombiekittybot:
You are wonderful!
Josh...tired. Must...stay...awake...or....risk...getting...fired. So...sleepy. Must....not...give...in. Need...job...to...pay...bills...zzzzzzzz
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clio:
that's so sweet!
mk47:
you still got a boss? you more generus than me..clearly...i *retired* mne a coupla weeks back. he was starting to get on my nerves , >
You know what sucks super duper hardcore? Only being able to add 8 people as top friends. I've had the pleasure of meeting such beautiful, engaging people since I joined this great website. How can I choose only 8? They need to make it like Myspace and allow you to add as many people as you want as top friends. Although that would mean people...
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majorboredom:
i work for the power company. not a dazzling job at all.
i work for the power company. not a dazzling job at all.
remi:
lol. Don't fret darling. Top friends shouldn't matter to anyone. If someone gets upset because there not on your top 8, they deserve to be deleted. Its all very childish. I always forget there is a top 8. I have dial up so I'm limited on what I can and can't do on here. So I normally never mess with it. 
I absolutely adore children. I have a small army of nieces and nephews and tiny cousins that all look to me as the "fun uncle". I fucking love it. And since it looks as tho I might not be having any kids of my own for a while (if at all), its nice to know that I can live vicariously through the children of others....
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mk47:
londoners gots a good charity called cancer relief..as opposd to research(they test on animals)
heartbaker:
Kids are awesome... Just not when they belong to strangers at walmart
So apparently I'll have to stop using Google browser for this site. Mozilla just allowed me to FINALLY set my Top 8. You are officially retired Google Chrome. It was good while it lasted...
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mk47:
*trade* lol
hemi:
My google chrome does stupid things like that too...annoying isn't it?
Microsoft Windows is evil. Hell, Microsoft itself is evil. Pure evil. I really wish I could afford a Macbook. I hope Steve Jobs puts your asses out of business!
zombiekittybot:
I got a shot of morphine...same thing 
shema:
So nobody liked any of these original quotes? Forget ya'll then! Lol
All I gotta say is...if Cap'n Crunch cereal goes out of business, I'm leaving the country, lol. Cause there won't be anything left after that. Nothing at all..
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shema:
Captain Crunch was awesome. The only way I knew we weren't broke growing up was when my grandmother would bring home the Capn' instead of store brand wheat cubes.
scratamus:
omg I LOVED the captain crunch with the crunchberries!! so awesome! yeah i'm going to store now, thanks, lol
i'm not good with conversations.
i'm more of a one liner which makes
me a rather shallow person.