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shema

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So...as of today, you all now have 6 days to prepare for my birthday.

Jan 6, 2014
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I still can't believe that in a week, I'll actually become a 30 year old man. I guess my foot breaking last week, was mother nature giving me a heads up. "You ain't as young as spring time anymore, dude." Okay, mom. I get it. You didn't have to go all Gambino crime family on my body parts, to get your point across. I really hope that I can walk again, by the time January 12, rolls around. But I doubt it. But boot or no freaking, you people had better be ready, when that day comes. I know most of you don't live anywhere near me. But that shouldn't stop you, from celebrating the day of my birthday. And I do have an Amazon wishlist, that you are free to purchase the shit out of (still waiting on someone to purchase that generator, btw). Don't disappoint me, SG.

arroia:
Can I wish you an early birthday and be the first person to wish you a happy 30th? Don't care - I'm doing it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! If it helps, the year I turned 30 (I'm 25, of course, this is just hypothetical) was the best and most successful one ever.

I hope the criminals that resemble you were at least arrested for fun crimes like stealing booze or running naked in public. ;)
Jan 11, 2014
shema:
Lol You're awesome, Arroia. Don't ever change. :)
Jan 11, 2014

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