shema

THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

Hemi_

Born on a rice paddy in the Gung Ho province of southern Laos. Sometime between the 1980's, and the end of this sentence.

(Hemi_'s birthplace ^^)

Times were hard for her, back then.

(Hemi on hard times^^)

She was forced to make ends meet, whatever way that she could. This included performing dangerous assassination missions, for the Yakuza crime syndicate.

(The person who took this photo was immediately killed. In order to keep her identity, a secret)

Committing grizzly murders for hire.

(She regularly baths in the blood of defeated enemies)

As well as various other felonies and petty crimes. Mostly as a ninja.


But, after years on the run from the law, she grew tired of the constant battle and bloodshed. And eventually made her way to America (illegally). Where she started her life over as a commodities broker (or some shit), in Seattle.

So despite humble beginnings (and many crimes against humanity), Hemi rose to become a prominent and law-abiding member, of our society. Except when behind the wheel, of course. Only then does her blood lust return.


So this is for you, Hemi. You have grown from a chain smoking toddler, to a beautiful Suicide Girl, to be. I have always been proud (and afraid) to call you, a friend.
Beautiful and deadly. But mostly deadly.

Amelinda

The daughter of an unholy union between Mexican and Caucasian parents, Amelinda was born in the back seat of a station wagon. At an immigration checkpoint. En route to her new home in middle-of-nowhere, Idaho.

Welcome to America

Discovering that she was more attractive than 90% of the states population, she began modeling. It wasn't long before she caught the attention of Suicide Girls. Where she became the first trans-race woman, to go pink. Little did she know, that her roller coaster ride to the top would reach new heights. When several years later, she met a charismatic, young go-getter named Son_of_None. At a comic convention, in downtown Atlanta, Georgia.
Sparks flew instantly. As she was powerless to resist his unrelenting machismo, and sexual proclivity.
Amelinda Drunk with arousal^^

Realizing that her obsession was heading towards the level of stage 5 clinger, he quickly ended the liaison. Before she could become any more enamored by his powerful animal magnetism. But have remained close friends, to this day.

So for you, Amelinda, I honor that friendship. And wish you nothing but love, peace and 99 cent tacos. But for a limited time only.