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Thursday Feb 14, 2013

Feb 14, 2013
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Happy Single Awareness Day, SG!

This is that special time of year when couples from all over the country come together to publicly rub their happiness in everyone's face. And when the unfortunate single among us are forced to endure their incessant bragging over gifts received, and witness their inappropriate PDA being displayed at every opportunity. While we who are unlucky enough to be without a better half on this day contemplate taking a kitchen knife to the throat or wrist (whatever your preference), out of sheer loneliness, and depression. Yes, this is a very special day, indeed.

So with that being said...


Why doesn't anyone love me?????

*clears throat* Anyway...here's some random hilarity I've stumbled across that captures the true spirit of this occasion, better than words ever could. Enjoy.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)


I think I could make something like this and still have a sex life. She'd probably have to be either a sailor or an architect. But still.







Lets hope this doesn't happen to anyone, today. At least not anyone that I know.


Let's be smart about the decisions we make today, people...


Happy Valentines Day, corporate America.


Please do...


Were I not so broke, I would get this tattooed on my person, for today. Because only a crow can understand another crow.


There's no such thing as a woman who's unaware of a text or phone call. Especially today. Remember that today, fellas.



I scrolled through all of those myself after posting them. And I think I just answered my own question...whatever

VIEW 25 of 33 COMMENTS
sif:
i see i shall try that thanks for the tip
Mar 6, 2013
tokenwhitegrrl:
Thanks <3 I am trying, trust me
Mar 7, 2013

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