shema

I owe you people a better blog. A much better blog. I had promised to deliver my blog to end all end of the year blogs, in December. But life (and work) got in the way. You need not worry, though. I am a man of my word. I promised a ridiculous blog and dammit, I'm gonna deliver one! I just need a day off, first.

So for now, pacify yourselves with some random hilarity.








This is what I'll recite to anyone who asks me why I can't find a better job, from now on...











Now that's just funny. I don't care who you are.