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Wednesday Feb 01, 2012

Feb 1, 2012
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Monthly blog time!!

First:
That is hands down the most awesome thing I've ever seen at an X games event. I love extreme sports (and hope that it loves me in return). They really ought to put this shit in the Olympics. Then I'd actually watch the Olympics.

Second: This is the day I finally decide to do my taxes. No fear of an audit by the IRS this year. As I am so poor they would just look at my gross income and be sure that I must have just come here from fucking Mogadishu or some other war-torn part of the world. I'll try and hold back my tears as I complete the 1040EZ this afternoon.

Third. Don Cornelius committed suicide today. Couldn't believe this when I read it on BBC.com. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Don, he was the black guy who hosted the black show with black people dancing on it. What the hell was he going through to want to off himself at 75? He will be missed.

Fourth: This Bout Freaking Time!
God I love that woman. I would do such things to her. Things she would probably laugh at. You bitch! That was my ode to Family Guy biggrin

Fifth: I was gonna post pictures of all the women I've met here who are so unconstitutionally hot and aren't even trying to be SG's (yet still look better than almost all of the FP for this month). Or who have been trying to make the cut but haven't been able to because of...I'll say "mitigating circumstances". But I can't attach files here today for some reason. Oh well, maybe next month.

Sixth: Well that was nice of him...

Be easy.

P.S. Oh and thanks to everyone who's been kind enough to give me advice about living/working in Washington State. Thanks a lot Sirius_, Cadavre, Hysterian. Oh, and you too Blyde tongue
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
beezle:
That's a bummer dude, I don't really get the Military. My brother was in the Airforce, so I was always partial because of him. Why don't you go back in the Airforce?
Feb 7, 2012
tbars:
I will take your request into consideration. Bigger = Better in accordance to the laws of Shema
Feb 8, 2012

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