Today is the first day of summer? Really??? What the fuck man? So what would you call the whole time up until now? Hot spring? Prelude to Hell? I'm gonna have to walk around with an ice pack in my boxers until fucking September to keep my balls from dissolving in this heat. Fuck...

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kay:
Prelude to hell. Like foreplay with a virgin.
audrisa:
OMG, I feel for you. Fuck the heat. I'm happy where I live. We have perfect summers.