So I just found out that I'm wanted in Arizona for failure to appear for a traffic violation back 2010. And I gotta say, thats a hell of a magic trick seeing as how I've never been past New Mexico in my life. And the last time I was there was in 2006. So If you guys don't hear from me anymore...border patrol yanked my black ass and I am now living in that tent prison next to the Mexican border. Nice knowing ya..

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mythryl:
hahahah Yes Sir!

scratamus:
yaaaaay power outage because of the storm yaaaaaaay no tv or internet yaaaaay slept all day 'cause there was sweet fuck all to do yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!