shelwel

Lots of fun news this blog ladies and gents!!

I would like to attempt to express my outrageous excitement for my fantastic new SGFL Tampa friends Tim_in_Tampa and Patience. I have made 2 minor road-trips out to Tampa Bay both of which involved lots of chilling, some drinking, some sports/movies, and fantastic company (We even got to meet tasukitty at a halloween party on the 20th). I am also excited to say they are both visiting next weekend! OH the adventures we'll have...

*Attempts to control excitement*

As news reported today, my backup vibrator followed my bunny vibrator to sex toy heaven the other day.

*Cries uncontrollably*

However, they will soon be replaced by three new friends: "Red Velvet", "Sleek Pink", and "Purple Thunder". What fantastic times we'll have, what crazy stories we'll tell...

*Stands by the mailbox awaiting her package and giggling*

Also, I anticipate Halloween with immense enthusiasm. I can only count the days until I can roam the streets of downtown orlando with my minions, adorn in my fantastic costume and strap in ...

...for The Rocky Horror Picture Show among other spooky, sexy, and out-right raunchy felicities.

*Drools and moans*

So, HORRAY for new friends, animate or not!

*Claps excitedly and skips away*