Driving in a car going over eighty while the stereo is blaring "Party gone out of bounds"
by the B-52's, is one of those things that puts a silly semi smile on my face..

and makes me want to break out in some Faster pussycat..frantic gogo dancing moves

i seriously can do the pony better than most people


i have nothing to report

but here's something bizarre..

yesterday at work i took a phone call from one of our clients whose dog has
a collapsed trachea..

and here is how some of our conversation went

HER: uumm... well.. ya see, the doctor we last saw said something about having some type of
surgery to fix this, only i'm not sure
if she said it had to be done at an ANIMAL HOSPITAL or a REGULAR HOSPITAL?

ME: I'm sorry...

HER: Animal Hospital or a regular hospital... i just cant remember what she said

ME: do you mean regular hospital as in a people hospital?

HER: yeah..

ME: uummm... no, that procedure on your dog can only be done at an animal hospital maam



true story


film recommendation for the week

But.. I'm a cheerleader!

Natasha Lyonnes plays a somewhat repressed highschool cheerleading lesbian, that doesnt quite
"get" why all the makeouts with her jock boyfriend kind of skeeve her out...
or why she just happens to be the only girl at school that has a poster of Melissa Etheridge in her locker.

But caring friends and good parents (played by cult film icons, Bud Cort and Mink Stole)
have an intervention for her...

and next thing you know, she's off to a camp that promises to have your gay kids straight in no time!

yeah... its cheesy, but it also has a bit of a heart and a great cast!
plus you get to see RuPaul dressed as a guy



here's a question for you..

Do you have a favorite Divine film?

or, what is your first memory of Divine?




do you know who Divine is?


I used to date a guy that collected Divine records!

and now... thanks to Alyk, i think i'm going to watch the video to "Shoot your shot"



xxoo Shelly