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Thursday May 25, 2006

May 25, 2006
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well...
i have some catching up to do with my friends on here, journals to read... replies to make...
but what can i say..
Timmy took his time today to head out to the store and score some more hot naked chicks! wink

anyway...
here's a film so very very bad, that even i cant recommend it.
Saw this gem about twenty years ago
and once was enough.
the synopsis is provided by Michael J.Weldon and comes right out of the Psychotronic video guide

and i'm gonna title it:
CAN YOU BELIEVE SHELLY SAT THROUGH THIS PIECE OF SHIT?

the movie was called "Double agent 73"

Chesty Morgan stars in this follow up to "Deadly weapons" This one is even worse but is more unique and fascinating in a depressing, unpleasant kind of way. A camera implanted in her chest ( 73 inches eeek ) will explode if she doesn't do a spy job. All through the movie she undresses, lifts her breasts, and a loud exaggerated shutter click is heard as she photographs somebody. She looks miserable and has to wear ugly platform shoes. There are no sex scenes, despite the presence of porno star Harry Reems. Chesty does oil herself though whatever
and of course, this winner was directed by Doris Wishman...
never heard of her?
not surprised there, but for the record....she's probably considered in the top ten or twenty of worst directors of all time.

and yes....
i actually sat throught the whole thing!
which might account for some of my ongoing mental health issues.

Hope everyone has a great weekend! kiss

i'll work on getting back to everyone in a bit.

xxoo Shelly
VIEW 25 of 119 COMMENTS
fancyd:
cheesy Movies are always fun, they pass the time, and you wish you could buy it back

kiss kiss
May 28, 2006
lalindaloca:
Playing catch-up:

It's only a movie
only a movie
only a movie....
anyone remember this tagline?

Of course, Last House on the Left. duh. wink

I used to write for "It's Only A Movie," the magazine of the Psychotronic Film Society, back in the day. Oh my... so long ago... skull
May 28, 2006

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