Well.......I've been tagged by Wendy...
so here it goes...
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
Not sure, all i can say is that it definately wasn't me..
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I'd start a war with those silly folks in hollywood who keep making shitty remakes of japanese horror films. and i don't think many people would actually protest.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Rose Mcgowan (yeah, i know i look nothing like her...but i'm doing the casting)
My lover, i take it that means my most recent one being the hubby....thats hard.....
I'll go with Joshua Jackson.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
Blackberry
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
the pixie.....and yeah, thats me at eighteen rocking the cut. Edie Sedgwick did it twenty times better....but i couldn't find the best picture of her to post because there were far too many to choose from
Let me have my conceited moment
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
Whoever makes me laugh the hardest....
but i think id be more partial to the girls with penises
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
I'm sure that at some point in my thirty seven years on this earth....i have, but i can't remember anything recent. I've always been more of a belcher myself
I have a terrible memory
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
There are far to many of those!
I did go through a phase down at some bar in the meatpacking district in n.y.c, where many cocktails would ensure the crowd that much dancing and items of clothing would be removed upon the kind gesture of buying me and my friends shots.
One night that bar was closed down for a couple days..... no cabaret license and an undercover police officer in the crowd. I'm not naming names...
Those were the good ol days.
I lost quite a few bras though
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
The one stuffed with cold hard cash, nips, and girlie mags like Celebrity Sleuth, or celebrity skin.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
I'm not sure, but thats why i read the enquirer...or even star magazine...they have all the answers
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
Annie Sprinkles Post porn modernist
Enlightening read....and educational as well.
Plus many photos of Annie indulging in wicked behaviour.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
135 lbs is the heaviest i've ever been, as of lately i'm clocking in at about 130.
and i blame it on old age and winter weight.....and not the fact that just two weeks ago i managed to wolf down the equivalent of two bar pizzas.
They were free....can you blame me?
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
Never puked and ran....
somehow i always managed to get to that friggin toilet bowl right on time,
that or have my better half just pull the car over.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
Try "too tired to begin masturbating..." and thats because i married a horny man eight years my junior.....
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1) I've met Johnny Depp
2) My stepfather is the youngest of twelve children
3) Iggy Pop autographed a napkin i had and then drew a picture of a penis on it.
4) I wear contacts
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
I love this photo, because my kitty looks like she is actually sulking
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
He's a big fan of granola... add a little milk and presto!
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Alms for the poor?
it never hurts to try
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Sorayama is the artist.... i'm not sure of the title
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Yes.... actually i would. I heard she likes to pull hair, i think it would be pretty primal as long as she stayed in character.
I think she'd be the top....just my opinion
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
I don't have a favorite... i have many...so therefore i have to skip this one
I prefer animals to people.
Yeah....
I'm one of them folks
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Blue...... because i find its many shades somewhat calming.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
Dirty birdy...... i find ball gags a little comical actually.
What turns me on? Hhmm..... a good makeout session....which of course requires a good kisser.....and i am very fortunate in that department.
The curves of a womans body....and the way women smell in general.
Reading erotica
Watching a man touch himself.....this one goes back to highschool and has always stayed with me, as i'm a dirty little voyeur. Watching a woman touch herself gets to me as well....
I'll stop there because its pretty apparent that i'm a bit perverted.
and that i can't spell
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
Please...... i just so outed myself up there. So i give it a ten
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
I don't think they really are..... but i can understand why other people do
the whole submission thing.
I can't breathe through my nose too well.....and so the idea of a ballgag actually suffocates me......
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
Fill them to the top please..
Pretty please?
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
I was a notorious lipbiter in my heydays..... i learned how to stop after hearing to many "Owws!"
I've been spanked pretty hard a couple times....
Nothing too drastic or kinky
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Then i'm a fucking whore...
But id pick my husband then..... because he's someone i can really talk to and he's a great lay also.....
If i had to pick someone else, i'd pick the person i could really talk to, because i'm a pretty good teacher in the other department
or at least i'd like to think so....
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
Thats a hard one.... it takes a lot to insult me as i have a rather high tolerance level.
I suppose if someone called me insensitive....
but i've been called much worse.
I used to be one crazy ass bitch....and therefore i have been called every name in the book.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
I'm only half dyke, but i would prefer to wear the strap on.... if i trust you one hundred percent, feel free to "Strap on your love"..... i'll go there for the special gal..
Tag five people:
If they choose to play along...
Lycoris, Mercie, Langreg,Darke, Morgan
I'll spare the rest of you for now
so here it goes...
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
Not sure, all i can say is that it definately wasn't me..
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I'd start a war with those silly folks in hollywood who keep making shitty remakes of japanese horror films. and i don't think many people would actually protest.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Rose Mcgowan (yeah, i know i look nothing like her...but i'm doing the casting)
My lover, i take it that means my most recent one being the hubby....thats hard.....
I'll go with Joshua Jackson.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
Blackberry
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
the pixie.....and yeah, thats me at eighteen rocking the cut. Edie Sedgwick did it twenty times better....but i couldn't find the best picture of her to post because there were far too many to choose from
Let me have my conceited moment
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
Whoever makes me laugh the hardest....
but i think id be more partial to the girls with penises
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
I'm sure that at some point in my thirty seven years on this earth....i have, but i can't remember anything recent. I've always been more of a belcher myself
I have a terrible memory
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
There are far to many of those!
I did go through a phase down at some bar in the meatpacking district in n.y.c, where many cocktails would ensure the crowd that much dancing and items of clothing would be removed upon the kind gesture of buying me and my friends shots.
One night that bar was closed down for a couple days..... no cabaret license and an undercover police officer in the crowd. I'm not naming names...
Those were the good ol days.
I lost quite a few bras though
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
The one stuffed with cold hard cash, nips, and girlie mags like Celebrity Sleuth, or celebrity skin.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
I'm not sure, but thats why i read the enquirer...or even star magazine...they have all the answers
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
Annie Sprinkles Post porn modernist
Enlightening read....and educational as well.
Plus many photos of Annie indulging in wicked behaviour.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
135 lbs is the heaviest i've ever been, as of lately i'm clocking in at about 130.
and i blame it on old age and winter weight.....and not the fact that just two weeks ago i managed to wolf down the equivalent of two bar pizzas.
They were free....can you blame me?
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
Never puked and ran....
somehow i always managed to get to that friggin toilet bowl right on time,
that or have my better half just pull the car over.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
Try "too tired to begin masturbating..." and thats because i married a horny man eight years my junior.....
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1) I've met Johnny Depp
2) My stepfather is the youngest of twelve children
3) Iggy Pop autographed a napkin i had and then drew a picture of a penis on it.
4) I wear contacts
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
I love this photo, because my kitty looks like she is actually sulking
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
He's a big fan of granola... add a little milk and presto!
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Alms for the poor?
it never hurts to try
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Sorayama is the artist.... i'm not sure of the title
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Yes.... actually i would. I heard she likes to pull hair, i think it would be pretty primal as long as she stayed in character.
I think she'd be the top....just my opinion
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
I don't have a favorite... i have many...so therefore i have to skip this one
I prefer animals to people.
Yeah....
I'm one of them folks
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Blue...... because i find its many shades somewhat calming.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
Dirty birdy...... i find ball gags a little comical actually.
What turns me on? Hhmm..... a good makeout session....which of course requires a good kisser.....and i am very fortunate in that department.
The curves of a womans body....and the way women smell in general.
Reading erotica
Watching a man touch himself.....this one goes back to highschool and has always stayed with me, as i'm a dirty little voyeur. Watching a woman touch herself gets to me as well....
I'll stop there because its pretty apparent that i'm a bit perverted.
and that i can't spell
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
Please...... i just so outed myself up there. So i give it a ten
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
I don't think they really are..... but i can understand why other people do
the whole submission thing.
I can't breathe through my nose too well.....and so the idea of a ballgag actually suffocates me......
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
Fill them to the top please..
Pretty please?
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
I was a notorious lipbiter in my heydays..... i learned how to stop after hearing to many "Owws!"
I've been spanked pretty hard a couple times....
Nothing too drastic or kinky
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Then i'm a fucking whore...
But id pick my husband then..... because he's someone i can really talk to and he's a great lay also.....
If i had to pick someone else, i'd pick the person i could really talk to, because i'm a pretty good teacher in the other department
or at least i'd like to think so....
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
Thats a hard one.... it takes a lot to insult me as i have a rather high tolerance level.
I suppose if someone called me insensitive....
but i've been called much worse.
I used to be one crazy ass bitch....and therefore i have been called every name in the book.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
I'm only half dyke, but i would prefer to wear the strap on.... if i trust you one hundred percent, feel free to "Strap on your love"..... i'll go there for the special gal..
Tag five people:
If they choose to play along...
Lycoris, Mercie, Langreg,Darke, Morgan
I'll spare the rest of you for now
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