Hello my fantastic biatches,
just returned from my week in Houston Tx. I was suppose to be there for a course but all I remember is drinking and eating....I can see why it's the fattest city in the US. Y'all eat HUGE..The sausage fingers are still haunting my dreams.
Kept out of trouble most of the time...just had a tazer gun pointed at me, mental note "don't let 5 drunk canadians ask houston police officers if they can show you their guns". I guess you can expect a little trouble when you start a 12 hours non stop drinkin binge.
See the problem is you put a light weight like me in that mess and all you get is "DRUNK and EASY"
just returned from my week in Houston Tx. I was suppose to be there for a course but all I remember is drinking and eating....I can see why it's the fattest city in the US. Y'all eat HUGE..The sausage fingers are still haunting my dreams.
Kept out of trouble most of the time...just had a tazer gun pointed at me, mental note "don't let 5 drunk canadians ask houston police officers if they can show you their guns". I guess you can expect a little trouble when you start a 12 hours non stop drinkin binge.
See the problem is you put a light weight like me in that mess and all you get is "DRUNK and EASY"
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_alice_:
i thought about commenting on the gayness of his finely crafted italian leather shoes, but i was afraid he might do that horrible dance of his when he got back into town if i mentioned anything. better just to keep it to myself, i thought. perhaps it`s time for a piece of pie.
_alice_:
if you`re narrating your thoughts, wouldn`t you want to say 'i' instead of 'he'?
