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"What has balls and screws old ladies? Bingo."

"Did you know that orgasms are the best form of stress release? Which is why when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care."

So a male coworker was asking me questions about SG (honestly, I get so many questions about this site when they could answer them on their own by just signing up, but that's neither here nor there), and he said, "So, you talk to the naked ladies?"

"The models, yes," I corrected.

"About what? Is it like sexy talk and stuff, like what you want...
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In honor of the set by @nebula and just because it's Throwback Thursday, enjoy this video (Gods, it's been almost 40 years since this came out! I was only 10 when I first heard it!)

Nothing like a 4.5 hour emergency root canal and crown to start my weekend a day early, it's the best! 😵🙄😑😥

Plus, since my insurance decided this year to stop paying as much for procedures such as root canals or crowns, it cost me $1K. So much joy 😯😭

I do not get someone asking their coworker from another department (who they just met) for a neck massage, showing them pics wearing their new job cocktail waitress uniform, and then casually admitting they're married.

If you want attention (or don't get enough at home), I am not the one to give it to you 🙄😑😡

Don't know if I've shared them before, but this song is what got me into them, still a great band!

So, I've noticed this trend lately, and I know it's my age talking, but I gotta ask:

When did cows become "sexy"?

There have been so many sets recently where the model is scantily dressed up as a cow before undressing and proceeding to cover themselves in some type of dairy, and I'm honestly confused as to when these massive bovine creatures became sex symbols....
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