sheashannara

At work today I was talking to a female coworker and as I walked away, a male coworker pulled me aside and said, "Yo, put in a good word for me." I nodded in a non-committed gesture and moved on.

Now, this has happened before, and I never do what they ask, and I'll explain why. If they came up to me and said, "you know that person? Oh man, they're so attractive and seem really cool, but I never get the chance to talk to them; do you think you could introduce me?" 100% yes I will, because that shows an interest in them as a person (whether they're lying about said interest isn't relevant, cuz hopefully my friend would be able to see through their BS).

But, if you come up to me with, "Yo, are they single?" or "Do you have their number?" or "What's their deal, are they freaky?" (and yes, these and more are all things I've been asked about friends) then I absolutely will not help you out, cuz you're just trying to fuck them. I'm not a pimp, I'm not a madam in a brothel, it's not my job to help you get laid (especially if the person they're asking about is a friend of mine). Either be an adult and go talk to them yourself or move on. Your sex life (or lack thereof) is not my problem or business.