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sheashannara

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another thing I'm too old to understand

Jul 8, 2023
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So, I've noticed this trend lately, and I know it's my age talking, but I gotta ask:

When did cows become "sexy"?

There have been so many sets recently where the model is scantily dressed up as a cow before undressing and proceeding to cover themselves in some type of dairy, and I'm honestly confused as to when these massive bovine creatures became sex symbols. I get why people think they're cute (although as someone who's grandparents were farmers and spent time around them they're much less cute in person LOL), but sexy? I just don't see it.

Again, yet another reminder that as Danny Glover once said, "I'm too old for this shit."

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sheashannara:
@vivianbliss it honestly might be either of those reasons 🤔
Jul 9, 2023
ferkixlll:
Just appreciate the fact the a gender not male is in a reveling Bikini, and taking it off. Anything else is overthinking the situation. Even Socrates would call for more wine, look at the pictures and appreciate not going home to Xanthe, with a good buzz on. 🍷🍷😉
Jul 10, 2023

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