So, I've noticed this trend lately, and I know it's my age talking, but I gotta ask:
When did cows become "sexy"?
There have been so many sets recently where the model is scantily dressed up as a cow before undressing and proceeding to cover themselves in some type of dairy, and I'm honestly confused as to when these massive bovine creatures became sex symbols. I get why people think they're cute (although as someone who's grandparents were farmers and spent time around them they're much less cute in person LOL), but sexy? I just don't see it.
Again, yet another reminder that as Danny Glover once said, "I'm too old for this shit."