You say I'm vanilla like it's an insult, but at least I don't have to be choked with railroad spikes through my nipples while a pregnant pygmy goat licks my asshole to have an orgasm
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wizard0:
Sounds like you know how to show a girl a good time!
sheashannara:
@wizard0 LMAO!