I know I made that joke post yesterday about D&D stats in RL, but I did give it some serious honest thought about what mine would actually be, so here goes:
Before I got COVID the 2nd time at the end of Dec 2021 I would've placed my Str and Con at a 12. I was working out, eating better, and I lost a bunch of weight. But after that, I have permanent nerve damage in my hands and feet (they constantly ache and are sore), and I lost a lot of my progress, so I would put them both at an 11 now. Same thing with my Dex (was a 14, down now to a 13).
But my mental attributes are where I shine. Personally I would give myself a Cha of 15 (remember, it's not just looks but personality, and people feel very comfortable talking to me and drawn to me -just not romantically lol), and I think a 15 is reasonable without being arrogant. My Int would probably be a 16, and my Wis a 15 (I give really good advice).
So what about you all reading this? What would you think yours would be, honestly? I'd love to know 😊