I was telling a dad joke to a couple of the cocktail waitresses at work, and one had an answer that was so good and dirty I had to share it:
Me: What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Her: Uranus
(We all cracked up) and then, she came back with, "Sorry, I know that was a 'dad' joke and not a 'daddy' joke."
Again, much respect cuz that shit was funny :D
P.S. the answers to the joke were Moon Pies, Milky Way bars, or Mars bars ;)