Dear Alcohol,
While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call/email/text-message ex-girlfriends or girls I have a crush on when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
Yes, I did this last week... and unfortunately, there are no take-backs
While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call/email/text-message ex-girlfriends or girls I have a crush on when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
Yes, I did this last week... and unfortunately, there are no take-backs
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I am not that girl anymore. Now I am just a really nice drunk. My last atempt at drunk dialing involved waking up someone's entire house at 3 AM. I felt like shit.