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shawna

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Thursday Jul 01, 2004

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To the casual acquaintance who asked me, because I'm a "bi chick", if I'd be willing to have a "3sum w/" him and his "GF":

1.) Learn English. You're a college student; it's not outside your realm.

2.) I loathe being referred to as a "bi chick". There are definitely better ways to refer to me without eluding to my sexual orientation, and without diminishing my strength as a woman by referring to me as a "chick". Perhaps it would have been best for you to refer to me as exactly what I am in relation to you: a casual acquaintance.

3.) Even if I didn't have a boyfriend already, I would never consider having any sort of physical contact with you or your GF, whoever she may be. I don't know where you would get any sort of indication that I would be interested, considering that I have never shown any interest in you even as far as to increase our relationship from casual acquaintance to friend.
I don't know why you would ever consider me, except perhaps if you were working with the bisexual stereotype that we'll all fuck anything that moves, because that's all us bi-chicks are; sex fiends.

5.) The two reasons I can think of for a man wanting to add another girl into a "healthy relationship" are either because he wants to be able to brag that he had two women at the same time, thus increasing his bravado, or he is unable to satisfy his woman sexually and thinks another woman could do his job for him, while he gets his jollies off seeing two women together.
Not that I know you very well, but I'm quite sure that both these reasons apply to you, and probably for very good reasons.
My response to that is, even if you got me on the verge of passing-out drunk, I wouldn't consider having sex with you or your girlfriend, and most of that reason is, you guessed it, because I would never in a million years want people to know I had anything to do with you, even so far as a hand-shake.

And if you can't please your woman, get her a vibrator-- cheaper in the long run and less of a chance your woman will realise what she's missing and turn lesbian on you.
Now go masturbate and leave me alone. -Shawna.



For my SG friends: I know that none of you are the person in question but I just had to get this out of the way.
Damn. Why do people always ask me to have "3sums" with them? This is my third invitation into someone's already "healthy" relationship in as many months... *sigh*
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
misskaboom:
I don't know.
Jul 5, 2004
mikael:
PRUDE! biggrin
Jul 6, 2004

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