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Minneapolis

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Sunday Apr 10, 2005

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Ohh ohh! Who likes poopie stories?

Because little turds were found all over my lovely children's department today. Literally, all over. And even right in front of the registers. Which means The Best Parent in the World was a douche and they purposely didn't tell us that they let their kid shit all over our workplace, amongst other little (think 9 months old) kids.

Invest in Pampers. I promise, they work. My mom will show you pictures of me sucking up the entire wading pool 20 years ago if you don't believe me.

Oh, and I look tired and bored here, but my new PW clothes finally came the other day.



I love the skirt so much it hurts. It's pleated as hell in the back and has a big ol' kilt pin on the front, hidden by my hand here.
papaspank:
heh. nice skirt. our transfers are only good for 90 min from time of issue. When I lived on the north side sometimes I could just barely get home with one transfer....eat a pellet make a pellet...
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