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Monday Nov 13, 2006

Nov 13, 2006
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Let me set the scene for you:

It's about 8:30 pm so it's dark - more or less- in Kroger parking lot.
I'm dressed in a black shirt and jeans
I'm pushing a big silver cart back to the cart corral.
I walk behind a BMW - X5 (small suv)
When I am in the middle of the tailgate the BMW puts on it's brakes and the backup lights come on.
And I think they won't back up.....how wrong I am sometimes...
Now all of you know; I'm not a small guy. I am neither short nor slim.
Yet she continues to backup towards me.
Being as how I'm partially a gymp right now and was limping since the pinched nerves in my back make my legs go numb moving quickly out of the way is not an option...not that I'm real fucking nimble when healthy.
So, out of some basic male instinct not to hurt a BMW I lift the back of the cart and turn it around the side of the car so the bumper doesn't hit it and slam the cart back on the ground.

At this point the driver stops thinking she hit something and sees me walk around her car...shall we say less than happy.
I -in what I feel was a rather justified manner- remind her to "Watch where the FUCK she's driving"...
She rolls down her window about 2 inches and "I didn't see you"
No, I'm sorry or are you ok...just I didn't see you.
So, I walk back around her car; this time in the front. She sits there watching me...
When I get back in my car 2 spaces away...still watching me...I close my door...she gets out to check her bumper to make sure it wasn't hurt by the cart!

Now friends and neighbors I was very torn on if it was justified to get back out and bludgen the rude bitch...still not sure I made the right decision...
gilby:
I would've punched her vehicle.
Nov 13, 2006
happylittlebitch:
You should have fallen to the ground and claimed injury. people with beemers have good insurance you would have made a fortune. i got my car back last night. liz is on my last nerve. P.s. you going to lacy's party this weekend
Nov 13, 2006

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