shardik

FUCKING WITH A TROJAN!!!

Thats right you feel all safe and secure; thinking that the virus wont get to you. But just a little slip of your finger at the wrong moment can send your life hurtling into an abyss of disease.

Thats right folks I got a computer virus; a Trojan called Project1. And if I ever find the cum sucking, ass munching, fuck that developed and distributed this program I will happily staple their dick to their forehead and shove a flaming pineapple up their ass.

I clicked on a seeming harmless link from a friends AIM which downloaded and installed this lovely little piece of filth. I then spent 5 nights in a futile attempt to remove this fucking thing. I was running Spybot, Ad-aware, windows defender, McAfee, and Xofspy from safe mode trying to find all of the corrupt files. Looking through Highjack-This to delete files; and Dr. Delete for programs that had to be deleted on startup. Theyd all say everything looked good; so after countless re-boots Id log back in normally and instantly be hit with a million pop-ups and project1 running access denied cannot end while program is running. Tried Microsoft live scan, it would lock up. Reboot from disk repair windows boot into safe mode all looks good --- the virus lives. Finally last night I just gave up and reformatted my hard drive which at this point I could have re-formatted and re-installed all of my software 10 times over but Im not sure Im going to be able to get everything back.

Long story short; my computer is back up and running with about 80% of my software reloaded; and I think I saved most of the files.

But enough about my now disease free ass. Whatcho kids been up to? And I know I've been gone for awhile. No real excuse for myself. But hello my lovelies